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𝔄 𝔰𝔒𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔒𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔒𝔠𝔒 𝔬𝔣 𝔠π”₯𝔒𝔒𝔰𝔒
𝔄 𝔰𝔒𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔒𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔒𝔠𝔒 𝔬𝔣 𝔠π”₯𝔒𝔒𝔰𝔒 @ zakobjoa @lemmy.world
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We need a guillotine emoji.

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    • We need a guillotine emoji.

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  • Did you just call my sincere effort to get an international movement for the recognition of the guillotine emoji going shitpost "limp-dick slacktivism"?

    I'll have you know I am so anti work I am currently not even employed.

    • We need a guillotine emoji.

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  • Hey, I sincerely wanted to post this with just a guillotine emoji in the title, didn't have one, went on a Google hike, found the petition and then mixed until smooth and had this beautiful post.

    The screenshot itself is just something I found in my meme/shitpost folder on my phone. I try to post something on Lemmy everyday to keep those user numbers up.

    And now I'm gonna pin a medal I just cut out of a cereal box to my own chest because you're welcome.

    • We need a guillotine emoji.

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  • Even here in the EU not everyone gets a month off.

    Of those who do, not all can take a month as a continuous vacation.

    Of those who do, not all can afford to go to Paris.

    Of those who do, not all can afford to stay in Paris for a month.

    It's about the nonchalance these CEOs spew their shit with.

    • Truth scroll

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  • Hey guys, I found it! I found the dumbest take!

    • We need a guillotine emoji.

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  • I just wanna conspire with comrades using pretty little pictures.

    • What is something you can’t have just one of?

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  • A shoe.

    • The mistake was developing higher brain functions.

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  • Sooo, in Canada?

    • How does that make you feel, mfer?

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  • Oh thank god they made it here. Thank you.

    • I'd pick the person.

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  • Aren't you fun.

    • I'd pick the person.

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  • Well, aren't you fun.

    • What subscription finally gave you "subscription fatigue"?

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  • Lemmy is banning sea faring communities.

    Edit: lemmy.world to be specific

    • I'd pick the person.

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  • For all your "defend your neighbours home without opening any doors" needs. Sure, that works.

    • What subscription finally gave you "subscription fatigue"?

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  • Arrrrrrr.

    πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

    • its even more outdated

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  • You can say fascist, it's okay.

    • Combining two different internet debates

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  • A

    No, I will not elaborate. Fight me.

    • What do you suggest visiting in Austria?

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  • I think cars can handle long ranges for close to a hundred years now. There's no need to test this.

    • Can you post your political views in the form of a rhyming poem?

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  • Everything is fucked and burning,
    Yet the wheels of greed keep turning,
    Big wigs buy their thirteenth yacht,
    While 'twixt twelve we share a hut,
    This just leaves me with one thing:
    "Chop, chop" goes the guillotine.

    • What's a new scientific concept or technological innovation that really makes you feel like we're living in the future?

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  • It was so easy.

    The amount of bank robberies commited in Germany in the 70s and 80s with a toy gun and a bicycle as a getaway vehicle. Or how every European country had active domestic terror cells Just bombing Shit occasionally and you couldn't do fuck all about it.

    Go even further back, before finger prints. You could just go around murdering people.

    "Anyone seen who did it? No? Ah well, case closed."

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  • I mostly edit PDFs to fill out documents. I know browsers can do that but they don't save the progress until you download (or I'm to stupid). Recently found out that Google Drive has a "fill form" PDF editor that works pretty well. But to my blood pressures detriment that works only on Android and not in your browser where I have a proper keyboard. Google fucking enrages me with their complete arbitrary shit sometimes.