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You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Proba

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why are they both kinda orange

or am I developing cataracts

a single university textbook

OHHH that kind of lamination. Completely forgot that was an option.

I was thinking about those laminating machines that fully seal the printouts with plastic sheets.

I'm going to look into getting my hands on some vinyl paper. I appreciate it, bud

How much fun did you have writing the alt text

Edit: frick, someone else mentioned it before me, I never learned how to read

That is astronomically fucking funny

The printer is the cheapest canon inkjet printer I could find new in 2021. I don't have access to the exact model name rn

I think I have glossy photo paper. I also had a few sheets of postcard size sticker paper that was not glossy and didn't fade, but I recall it being stupid expensive, or that specific brand at least. I cannot remember the name. Would not survive the elements though.

I thought about laminating it but I wasn't sure if the heat would fuck the adhesive

Some banks and other places like that still require physical documents for stuff like proof of address, affidavits etc.

Even though they're going to fucking scan it into pdf anyway

I use my printer to print silly stickers, because I am a manchild, but I don't think I am using the correct ink or paper, because they fade very quickly and smudge sometimes.

Also use it to print graph paper to doodle on.

The Rock absolutely has genetic material 😤

Yeah that's my strategy as soon as I spot it, but I often stumble upon the scene of the crime way too late.

Yeah, If I had kids, I would keep them as far away as possible from these people.

I'm no doctor, but that man is absolutely experiencing some kind of steroid-induced mania.

Otherwise, if it's not real, it's an excellent shitpost.

Yeah, I'm not in the US. The first time I heard about them was when they shit the bed.

Same for me with Solar Winds, Equifax, SVB and Ashley Madison.

Weird to think that some kind of major catastrophe in the future could again be caused by some company that exists right now, but am unaware of.

find Timmy and give him more disease

In this house we throw away the bread ties and leave the bread exposed to open air so it gets stale and feeds flies

I don't do that, but the others in this house do and holy fuck it pisses me off

why install this when my coworkers will do it anyway

ah the Cosby technique

where is kfc chicken bucket fleshlight

I laughed extra hard at the scene because I vaguely remembered reading this comment

In my mind, this is exactly what happened with crowdstrike

Yeah thank god I was too stupid to set up a wallet address at the peak of the hype. I'd probably be long dead or in prison by now.