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You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Proba

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If it flops they gotta nuke London for real

those are the rules

They're going to pump him full of paxlovid alongside his regular 2 liter IV dose of vyvanse and memantine

oh fuck yeah

I posted this yesterday in LemmyShitpost

Honest to god thought it was a horse barfing in a convenience store. Then someone pointed out that horses can't puke.

The jpegification and motion blur did a lot of heavy lifting. None of the shit in the background makes any sense. Back legs also look kinda weird.

I believe in you OP

Fat fuck depression cat can go eat sliced turds

champion cream donor 2012

I don't really need the sheet, but this comment compelled me to download it anyway

Nothing stresses me out more than FOMO

If you're reading this like 5 years from now and the doc is gone, feel free to reply or DM me or the guy I'm replying to. I will probably still have it, unless I get hit by a bus or something

Must really have been super shit if you remember how awful it was 20+ years later

Anything in particular that sent you over the edge?

I'm still on my parents netflix but I will pirate it anyway because it's funni

I fucking love Zach Hadel

Some of the funniest shit I've ever heard was him on sleepycast and Oneyplays

His one liner on oneyplays discussing Jimmy Neutron visiting r/braincels had me gasping for air

My mom has a similar condition

If she feels a migraine coming she has to take Relpax (eletriptan) ASAP. If she takes it too late, it may not work.

On top of that, it's the only medication that works for her migraines. Even worse, the medication needs a prescription in South Africa (it's OTC in some other countries); it's stupid expensive; each box has like 4 pills; and the pharmacists keep saying Pfizer is going to stop producing it. I don't think generics are available. Haven't checked in a while.

Btw Isn't isotretinoin for acne? Do you need a prescription for it?

If it helps, he probably has heart and liver disease.

Especially if he's mixing those "vitamins" he sells with the amount of alcohol he drinks

You can do that

I recommend it, even if you don't need it, bc it fun

pre therapy and medication: oh fuck oh no

self-medication: fuck yeah we need to talk

post therapy and medication: ugh, fuck, what now

The only time I hear about a new game coming out is when the protagonist or side character is a woman or black and the outrage from right wingers leaves gaming news

Sending nudes to your partner counts as production and distribution of pornography

This obviously deserves the death penalty

Why did god tell that kid to shoot the former president

Don't they make .22 AR15 style rifles?

I think they're marketed to children

Those OSU players are dedicated

Every canvas/place event, they get the logo up quickly and keep it absolutely fucking pristine.

It's amazing.

Tried the game once. Didnt know what I was doing because I ignored all the instructions and didn't know which song to pick. That's if I'm thinking of the correct thing.

is homie vaping a newport