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You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Proba

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I need to dig them out with a screwdriver

What was that videogame, where if they caught you hacking, they wouldn't ban you, they'd just put you in lobbies with other hackers?

Imagine having an olympics where all the caught dopers compete against each other.

But they'd probably, like, die or some shit. I'll have to rethink this when I'm in my morning zone.

Northern Lights is a great strain yall

Are you telling me there is a room dedicated to mush

untreatable knee pain speedrun

I tried to de-transphobize it, but I am bedridden and delirious, further help would be greatly appreciated

I couldnt figure out how to apply perspective transformation on the malware image editing app I have. Also, couldn't zoom, so I plonked the replacement flag very off center. I apologize, it bothers me too, but I am slowly succumbing to fatigue

Ok if we're going to be honest here, if I had to fuck a couch, I'd probably pick that one

Can I somehow do this in reverse to my health insurance provider to get them to pay for my fucking antidepressants

a monthly service fee

for the price of a cup of coffee

I cannot work while high. I've seen others do it, quite impressively, but the paranoia alone would literally kill me.

Tried doing a simple create-react-app under the influence once (off the clock). Shit took me a full hour to get running.

Called it a night and played the new system shock instead. Oh my god that was fucking amazing.

Also, pretty sure the original/remix artists who made the song might be a lil pissed too.

Hard to research, because toilet is flooding the search engine results and I'm on Ambien

I first heard a less-electronic (I think original) version over an Instagram reel of a very well-fed Turkish man rhythmically moving his abdomen to the song.

Heard the remix a bit later down the line, still months before the first gmod upload.

Good time to be a lawyer I guess

I assume it's when you detain someone and fuck with their minds.

The CIA had a program called MK Ultra during the cold war where they did exactly that. They did unspeakably cruel acts to people.

Lots of torture and, for some reason, lots of LSD was involved.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MKUltra

a small town in southern finland probably idk

(I don't know either)

Ponder thy orb for the answers in which ye seeketh

(grinding) Jaws

$3 worth of coffee will give you at least 2 more IQ points

$0 PDF on how to cheese IQ tests could probably give you more

steal criminal record from future

Self medicating with heroin because it's cheaper than a trip to the doctor?

One million billion years in jail for you fucko

I see that fifth puppy u aint slick

For me olympics is when I learn about the rapid advancements in anabolic steroids