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  • It'll only be an issue if they host mature content or federate with other instances that do, no?

  • I'd rather spend that kind of money on an escort

    That way I'll only be fucked once instead of being routinely fucked by the subscription fees

  • I don't doubt the claim, but I would imagine others do because there's a relatively minor technical skill hurdle on replacing a phone's operating system which would turn most people away.

    I never used a Pixel or Graphene OS, but when I installed Lineage OS on a Redmi, Xiaomi made me wait a week to unlock the bootloader. Huge pain in the ass.

    Or there might be a better "drug-dealer-friendly" OS. I only know of Lineage and Graphene as open source alternatives, so I could just be speculating.

    Also, all my former drug dealers used WhatsApp on the stock vendor OS. But then again... I live in South Africa, so the police are more focused on violent crimes (both enforcement and perpetration)

  • half assed grilled cheese sandwiches

  • choice

    Jump
  • now that's a homie I'd share some cheese with

  • Real life: yes

    Game: harsh

    Like, they could have put him in the naughty corner or something. I don't like the idea of banning as a game mechanic.

  • wtf

    If traffic rules were that strictly punished in real life there'd be like max 7 cars on road globally

  • I assume you've been mass reported in whatever game you made this for

  • There are roughly just under 3000 people on earth with more than a billion dollars.

    They have a combined net worth of over $16 Trillion

    Say the almighty Cthulu/Allah/Zeus decided "yo fuck those assholes" and instantly redistributed that $16 trillion among all 8 billion+ people on earth equally

    Everyone: Every man, woman and child would get just a bit shy of $2000.

    Fun thought experiment

  • I would probably be unable to buy a PC or console ever again.

    Shit dude, that's rough
    If I may ask, what happened?

    Otherwise, no nearby gaming cafés? They're usually reasonably priced

  • 2029 Headline: Worlds largest data breach caused by zero day exploit in popular PNG 3.0 renderer

    the payload was reportedly embedded in an animated image of the attacker repeatedly flicking his left testicle

  • people just don't want to work anymore

    NO

    THEY CLEARLY FUCKING DO

    BUT YOU FUCKING GREEDY CUNTS KEEP FIRING EVERYONE AND TAKE FAT FISCAL QUARTER BONUSES

    AND THEN IT'S A 19 STEP INTERVIEW PROCESS WHEN THEY TRY TO LOOK FOR A NEW JOB

    AND THAT'S IF THEY'RE "LUCKY" ENOUGH FOR THE DOGSHIT AI TO RANDOM.CHOICE() THEIR RESUME OUT OF THE 900+ OTHER DESPERATE APPLICANTS

    THEN THEY FINALLY SOMEHOW GET AN OFFER: $1.89 per full uninterrupted hour at your desk and a single bag of skittles (opened)

    Sorry for the caps, I've been in the job market recently and it's fucking brutal. I have to constantly justify my value as a human being and then just face rejection after rejection.

  • I genuinely don't know how to answer this question

    "I really don't know, man. 5 years ago I did not see myself having lived through a global pandemic, be clinically institutionalized twice and have fucking AIs argue with me on the internet. You might as well ask me to describe the 5th spatial dimension."

  • The stories from Abu Ghraib alone make my skin crawl.

    That was 20 years ago. I can only imagine it's a lot worse for people detained by ICE right now.

  • Fuck it, if I worked there, I'd straight up just steal from his office while he's doing bumps in the bathroom

  • It's nothing personal

    I'm not comfortable around anyone

  • I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that's what it takes

  • DO NOT SHOVE SPRINGROLLS UP YOUR ASS

  • this will absolutely not be the last time

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    You ever just take a shit so huge it boosts your mood after?

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    glow rule

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    this Malawi gold shit is wayy strong than I was expecting

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    poni

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    rulee harvey oswalb

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    trout

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    if I see these on the car in front of me, I'll merge into the oncoming lane, close my eyes and floor it

    Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What are your plans for the weekend?

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    inshallah they find him

    Linux @lemmy.ml

    Distro hoppers, what's always on your install list when you've finished setup and logged in for the first time?

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    imma repost this when neuralink kills its first human test subject rule

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    mamma mia rule

    Linux @lemmy.ml

    Which terminal emulator do you use?

    Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    If you got COVID and lost the ability to taste things, did it ever come back? Otherwise, did you experience any other long term consequences from the pandemic in general?

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    bull puppy

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    rule

    Privacy @lemmy.ml

    vent

    Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Do you have a mantra that keeps you going through tough times?

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    rule

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    rest in piss