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  • Same.

    The entire concept of mensa always rubbed me the wrong way

    It just feels like its only purpose is to be a magnet for narcissists.

    You're supposedly one of the smartest people alive, and yet you somehow concluded that a good use of your limited time on Earth is to blow smoke up your own ass with a group of other pretentious jerkoffs who know how to cheese IQ tests

  • I'm declaring war on Iran because the Ayatollah fucked up my McChicken ☝️ and we don't like that 👐 they say sir how do you fuck up a McChicken and I tell them it's too much sauce and you can't do that

  • emergency perc purity ring

  • pay the gay unaway

  • I'll read this article later

  • the feds confiscated my laptop because I kept sending them extremist laughables

  • are you saying all my Trumpcoins, Trump NFTs, degrees from Trump university and deep frozen Trump steaks are worthless

  • I do this with my bank when they try to get me to increase my credit limit

    No AI as far as I'm aware

  • 100 year old artifact

  • do not put your pets in an air fryer

    they will not live longer

    but then again I haven't actually tested it, so maybe

  • Maybe it's my specific media consumption, but the most chaotic thing I've seen from the LA protests are police using excessive force on protesters

  • Ive seen these JD Vance facemorphs so many times that when I saw an actual image of him the other day I almost couldn't recognise him

  • Biblical end time blunt rotation in that room jesus fuck

  • the woke left (the district judge) is trying to cancel me for exercising my free speech (grooming minors)

  • I'd respect it

  • Every other technique I've used to attract goth girls has failed so I'd be willing to try this

    As far as cringe goes, I feel like it has some self awareness baked in, so it's not the worst, but yeah nah if I saw a 40 year old man wearing this I'd wince a bit

  • but what about ball sport

  • Okay so let me think out loud

    August is month 8

    It takes 9 months for babby to formed

    Okay so 9 months prior to August is...

    Wait fuck does that include the first month

    No wait yeah

    So human mating season peaks in December

    Makes sense.

    In the north, it's too cold to go outside and play ball sport, might as well impregnate partner.

    In the south, it's too hot to go outside and play ball sport, might as well impregnate partner.

    So the solution to the declining birth rate is to criminalize ball sport

    I will take my findings to the UN

  • rule

    Jump
  • I hate that we live in a time period where anti-gay politicians are around AND get votes

    We're still no better than back when we discriminated against left handed people

    Like, are we always going to be fucking stupid? In 500 years are they going to be voting on a furry segregation bill while a meteor the size of Estonia is barrelling towards earth?

  • Stopping exploitation by Shell, BP & Friends isn't exactly what made those regimes despotic

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    I came in my shorts a little bit

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    there are 0 stairs in Russia. just jump off airborne T-60 turret at desired elevation

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    Post more defense memes you have saved because I didn't save enough while I had the chance

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    3000 Black Jets