thefartographer @ thefartographer @lemm.ee

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I guess Elon insulted his wife?

Avada kedavra!

Oh well, it was worth a try...

What's wrong with an em-dash? Do I need to stop using it in my daily writing?

I've been uninvited from a few groups for exactly this.

I'm not saying this to insult or egg people on. I've spent most of my life in Texas and have always heard about how nothing like this could happen in our country/state so on and so forth.

I just always kinda expected the pot to immediately boil over. Instead, I find myself gaining more and more perspective on my family from the Holocaust.

The trigger for what? The starter pistol that tells the next set of runner to go, but they also are too busy waiting for someone else to reach the finish line?

As an American, I'm surprised how much of our population keeps saying "you first."

Nah, I get what you're saying, but we're used to engineers and regular workers getting arrested here. We've got one of the most... comprehensive?.. prison systems in the world. It's just so rare to find executives and anyone making over $300k suffer any real consequences.

You ain't seen nothing yet!

Reaches into pants and grabs a massive mound of turd and then rubs it all over own face

Yeah, you're triggered now, you idiot. I'm so free!

Coughs in sepsis

I get what you're saying, but did y'all consider "Nuh-uh, Musk is the smartest internet-boi ever, and these will be AI bullets"?

If you really think about it, what does Tesla specialize in? Building cars that accidentally crash themselves and otherwise catastrophically fail in absurd ways. Imagine how easily they could crash into things and cause failures if that were their goal!!!

As a more serious solution, can't we just rub super-cream on loyalists of this administration to give them totally real super powers and then launch them out of cannons to save us from the missiles?

You're saying you could bearly notice the difference?

"Something something act of WAR"
Trump's next Nazi-owned social media post

You'd think so, and while you're right that the people at the top make way too much money, docking their entire salary at a large district like mine would only be enough to fund maaaaaaaaaaaaybe just under 5% of the schools in our district. And then you'd be left without leadership. If you cut everyone in my pay scale, you'd have enough to fund all the schools and then some, but you wouldn't have teachers, custodians, tech workers, etc.

But here's something interesting: during the pandemic, since athletics funds were already allocated and athletic events were cancelled, we were allowed to use those funds as we saw fit within the district. Suddenly, we were able to feed every student and staff member for free. Yee haw, welcome to Texan education...

I hope Musk accuses them in court of entrapment. I wanna see the rich moron try to outsmart the poor morons. Everyone will lose, but it'll being some levity to our death-knell.

💰 This could be yours!

I believe you owe me some money

No, I checked. Turns out it was mine, not yours.

Fixing your correction: the Un unnazied the world forever

Sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan.

And any remnants of the confederacy. They should also get the unnazification treatment

How awful! That disembodied hand threatened, smacked, and clawed at that kitten within itches of its life!

Give Furryosa a good little pet for me. (:

because of the fact that Nicusor Dan came out as president

That's one hell of a transition! Guys, I'm coming out as a hunky billionaire!

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Shit. I guess it only works for people who are sincere about their identity and want others to treat them in the way that feels respectful to them.

This is definitely still about presidents /s

Step 1. Find a bajillion dollars