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Headline in 2035: The corpse of Chuck Schumer is considering retirement from politics

I can't find the one with his stupid child-face. Everyone should downvote this horrible substitution

Oh my God, you post this shit every time there's an egg-related political news story.

I keep posting this every time there are egg related political news stories

A promise well kept. If it does come true, I'll sing your name to future generations as the one who put egg on the faces of Nazis

Texas has some great whiskey, but we're petulant dumb-fucks, so you'll have to wait until we fix our shit to try it.

I don't drink at all anymore due to nightmarish acid reflux, but we'll say it's in protest.

Yes, I think they're looking to go back to Roots

Can confirm. Currently living inside the disinformation sphere. It's hard to think over all the noise.

Is that where you wrap it in foil and then pack it in coffee grounds?

Can you really just subpoena Musk? I thought you have to impeach or something like that when you're dealing with the shadow president.

I think they meant that Congress are literally gathering poops from various sources to feed their shit-eating grins.

But at least I still have my freedom, I guess?

Guess again, shit-butt!

Use this helpful guide to determine if Trump is lying:

Yes

I even have a helpful mnemonic to remember it:

Trump's a fucking liar

Thank you for letting me know to look into that. My head is spinning so much with everything going on that I didn't know about or even consider such a thing.

What are the chances this has to do with Tesla parts being manufactured in Mexico?

I think a reasonable defense would be to split-screen footage of MTG booing at Biden next to live footage of her still existing in office. Most likely booing herself.

I'm closer on the Mexican side of the country, but I'm gonna really miss having friendly neighbors. Sorry we've been so shitty lately to our northern and southern friends.

I saw one once in Waco while visiting someone at Baylor. Those things are fucking unsettling. Real ROUSs

Ulefone is a great option if you don't care about security updates and want to beat something to death with your phone.

I dropped my power armor 13 while getting out of my car one day and left a half-dollar sized dent in my door frame.

May they find themselves alone, unemployable, destitute, and hungry. When they finally scrape together enough to make a halfway decent bowl of soup, may their dicks or buttholes fall off into it.

He looks like he's currently committing fraud.

Transparency so clear that you can't even see it!