Why do people keep responding to this like laws and tradition meananything?

What does anyone think will be different this time??

The leader of an insurrection delayed investigations until getting reelected, threatened and fired people who dared to look at him sideways, and is unapologetically defying a judge's orders while using his sentient moneybag to openly bribe politicians who say they're willing to impeach a judge for not agreeing with the president (going against the warnings of the supreme court).

Where are our papers and pens going to get the power to do anything about it when all the power sits with the president? I've said it before and I'll say it again, anyone who pushes back hard enough is going to experience The Night of the Long Knives.

I genuinely think we are days to weeks away from seeing a politician become a political prisoner. And even then, headlines will ask "are we inching closer to fascism?" And people will say, "this is what the laws are for. We just have to wait for the system to work."

Lex Luthor has taken over Metropolis and is killing anyone standing up to him, Lois Lane is sobbing over Clark Kent's mangled corpse while Jimmy Olsen assures her that Superman will show up any moment now and everything will be okay. At that same time, Perry White is telling the printer to run the headline "Luthor Shoots 61 Citizens in one day, Experts say This Could be Illegal"

I'll show me!

Of course he has no regrets.

1. He proudly voted for Trump, therefore he has no compassion for anyone who is not himself
2. He proudly voted for Trump, a man known to value women only as a commodity. Why would he worry about this wife when he can get a new one at equal or better value?
3. He proudly voted for Trump, a known grifter and therefore probably appreciates a good grift. These donations are likely going to support himself and he'll gladly let his wife be the face of "illegal immigrants can look like anyone."

How could he have any regrets? He's suddenly getting so much attention. See points 1 and 2.

Relevant card game

THEY SAID "GO FULL SKIBIDI OHIO."

I'm gonna need you to get aaaaaaalllllllll the way off my back

I think they just sent out a bid to all the billionaires: will invade any government entity for our true overlords

Can you really corrupt something that's already corrupted? Someone else offered them more money and they're for-profit security. Their morals rest on the bottom line.

Excuse me, that's my exceptionalism you're insulting right now! Cackles and coughs in underinsured

Considering Tesla's habit of manufacturing vehicles that randomly combust... Are we sure all of these are acts of vandalism? You're telling me that during record sales slumps and heightened apathy that the massive grifter definitely isn't cutting corners on safety?

#winning

Yup, measles is doing much better now. Got any other nearly-eradicated diseases you need revived?

Marco Fabio??

Which is what makes it all that much more satisfying when the next person goes in

They're too busy masturbating to the sound of us groaning at their hold music and screaming at their reps.

"Old McDonald had a farm, E I E I O. And on that farm he had a cow, E I E I O. With a 'm- ON THE GROUND, MOTHERFUCKER!!!! I got you now, you sonofabitch!"

Mother Goose's tales of entrapment

I think I'm gonna start a company that manufactures red flags. The world is gonna run out at the rate that people in power are raising them.

Shit, you're right! You said "political story," not "comment." Whoopsie-doodle!

Man, kindergarten is gonna be really tough for any kid who has ever seen an animal. Also, gotta lock up everyone at Fisher Price for grooming children with the See 'n Say

Hey! Where's my fucking eggs story!? You made a promise to us!!!