thefartographer @ thefartographer @lemm.ee

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Is our kids learning?

If corporations are people, we should be able to sue them for harmful speech. Or hang them for murder.

We've already seen how these types of scenarios play out:

• If DOGE isn't given access to SSA's systems, SSA will fuck over everyone who relies on them and MAGA will blame democrats for their unwillingness to negotiate
• If DOGE does get access to SSA's systems, they'll hold hostage everyone in the country and MAGA will blame Biden for bad security and accuse democrats of weakening national security to sabotage President Mu/mp
• If somehow everything magically works out okay, it'll be because Mu/mp is the greatest smartest bestest president of all time and deserves a third term

This is not an argument for doing nothing, just a forewarning to brace for undue blowback.

There are already many significant studies showing a high correlation. Come up with a better conspiracy theory and I'm sure my fellow citizens will vote for it.

Yours is a rather high-quality comment, but I had a thought and now must ruin everyone's day:

...my fucking ass you are.

Yoda to his TMNT claw-fist

Sold!

Catch my kids standing outside with the molotovs.

I can assure you they were doing no such thing. They were dogsitting for me. And reading white-Jesus books.

When my mom called me at 5AM to tell me that my dad had a heart attack and was unresponsive

In this economy???

It feels so soothing and is almost always worth the bloodied cracked knuckles

"The pork lost two"

For more translation help, tag me with the command !Translatemyshit

I wonder how much I'm going to regret this comment...

Explain to me!

Ah, the nostalgia of the internet's golden dark ages. Good God, we were monsters... Some of us still are!

^{Surely, you were promoting this response}

Super easy, barely an inconvenience!

continue to respect the country's legal system

Someone needs to look up the definition of "continue"

The early bird flu catches the worm

What type of onions? I've only grown green onions, which you can grow indoors in a plastic cup with water and a paper towel at the bottom as long as it's near a window with unobstructed sunlight.

Smells less like desperation and more like not missing out on an opportunity to grift.

Allow me to introduce you to my OCD

Rice and beans are tasty! Anything other than salt and maybe some pepper is fucking gourmet.

I'm not trying to say that you're wrong. I'm just saying that there's already enough horrible shit to worry about without underestimating the simple pleasure of rice and beans.

Side note: onions and garlic will grow just about anywhere. Throw some of that shit somewhere in your rice and beans and you've got a fucking party in your mouth.