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Americans tell Vance he'd be better as a boat anchor

It's gotta be at least 2027 by now...

Thank goodness I'm unpunchable

Look at ol' Lumpy Farts Kash

As a citizen of fucking USA, I keep expecting to wake up one morning with bombs being dropped on us. And frankly, I fully welcome the bombs. Whatever keeps my family from reliving concentration camps.

I've often wondered how I would have acted during the Nazi invasion of Poland. Apparently, the answer is "become paralyzed with fear and thank my luck every day that they didn't come for me."

I've spent so much of my life trying to honor my family who died in the Holocaust by teaching kids about their lives and explaining how complacency will allow it to happen again. Yet here I am, metaphorically hiding under a blanket telling myself "but if the monster comes to get me, you know I'll get them then!"

I hate living through all this and grown to hate myself over the snivelling inactive role I play.

On behalf of my state, I'd like to accept this award and furthermore inform my fellow citizens that licking this trophy will temporarily cure your allergies and make you unpunchable

Corrected for metric system:

At 19 weeks, a fetus is about the size of a mango, innit

Migratory

Don't forget about starving the poor so that they'll send their kids to the mines

If working families like yours will pay the price, we'll pay the price. And up and up until someone with "fuck you" money tells us to fuck ourselves.

"Wah, I killed democracy and now no one is left to protect me."

Fix this fucking mess and then go fuck off in a bog or something, you goddamn snake

Good. This country needs to learn how to kick fascists in the teeth, and I'm more than happy for us to start with my state as a demonstration

You're being really negative and focusing too much on your cancer medications. C'mon, think of all the other great ways you could die! All the safety and infrastructure associations are getting dismantled, so you could easily fall down something or get crushed. If you want to focus on medications, have you ever considered forced medical trials??

/s and my heart always hurts for you, but I hope you found a chuckle in there somewhere.

Yeah, but out of how many? Like, 6, right???

On the other side, there are literally 15 bajillion pedophiles, all of them because they aren't bigoted enough!

Checkmate, someone I don't like! 😡

BornIn1988AndNazi

Are you currently safe? And do you have anyone in your life who will listen to you?

The most fucked up part (to me) is that you've told your dad that you feel unsafe/uncomfortable with this man and that his response is to call you paranoid and keep exposing you to this guy. At what point should the people with your best interests stop being complicit in your harassment? No means fucking no

I didn't and I agree with you!

Ocean’sGulf of America's Eleven

I didn't realize how hot history is! Got any stories about goats or oddly-colored waffles???

Why are you quoting some of my Israeli family?