"I'm gonna punch you cuz you upset me and then we're gonna be done, so don't punch me back!"

Cent is 100. Like how a "C-note" is a $100 bill. Per cent is "out of 100." 50% tariff is "out of every 100 finance units, 50 will get an additional charge."

50 per cent(100). Percent is the same word mashed together.

I can get how it looks weird to you if you're used to writing and reading "percent." It's kinda like writing "a dios"(to God) instead of "adios"(goodbye) to someone who speaks Spanish. Adios is borrowed from adieu(goodbye) in French. Adieu is the mashed up version of "a dieu"(to God fr) which is the shortened version of "a dieu vous commant"(I commend you to God), which was a proper farewell back in the old old old old days. While all versions of it are technically correct, it still looks weird to someone who always writes "adios" or "adieu." In a similar fashion, I guess if someone wrote you "good bye" instead of "goodbye," you'd probably think they dropped a punctuation or something.

Might as well, right? Shipping routes are about to stop going to the United States because it's not worth dealing with our toxic government (I'm exaggerating)

If current solutions continue, they'll dispose of all the food before they'll consider using it to feed the poor.

I know that everyone likes to joke about RFKJ and his questionable personality, his anti-vax conspiracies, and his brain worm. But did you ever consider that maybe he is naturally a shitty asshole and this is actually the brain worm's work?

Maybe that brain worm was just a cool little guy who used to pop out to say hi until he died. And now his positive vibes occasionally echo through RFKJ's cesspool of a brain.

Fuck Reddit. Does that answer help?

Do a flip!

"I bet we can profit off of that!"
Wall Street bros

Got it. I'm gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast

Like this

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! I'M A BONEY BOI WITH SOME BUT NOT ALL OF MY MUSCLES!!!!!!!

Yes, but there needs to be a baseline on how much welfare they receive. Let's say a modest million per year

Lelon Musk? Elon Mulsk? I'm gonna stick to my usual name for him: Mecha-Karen

Billions. Enough to choke the entire country. But if that's the goal, then I'm happy to let him keep it all.

If not for the billionaires, why do governments exist?

Huh... Recent context has really ruined jokes like this...

Wait 'til you hear what they've been doing to paper!

The only thing I remember from that video is not liking it

"Grok, do you know anything about coding in Cobol?"

Absolutely, Elon. You programmed me with all the knowledge of every coding language you know.

"Excellent! Rewrite the SSA software!"

R****dead f**got pedo-guy loser. You don't know shit, I'm a really good dad who's really good at computer games!

"Perfect. Push it to prod"

"Greedy little Nazi bootlicker pigboy" would be an excellent BDSM/alt-culture nickname if greedy bootlicking pigboy Nazis hadn't ruined everyone's fun. Again.

Ever see that horrifying video where one gator just straight up bites and death-rolls right off with another gator's foot? Anyway, this video seems like a fun idea.

is coming up with objects to compare things to a job position that exists? I want to apply for that. You'd spend the day browsing databases of things by size and picking out the weirdest ones.

Yes, this was your job interview and you failed. You neglected to compare the number of rows in the databases to number of pages in, say, the entire Harry Potter series.

If you keep your license to practice up to date, you can reapply in two years.