theangryseal @ theangryseal @lemmy.world

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I’m scared to yawn bro. Oh my god it’s awful.

Did I ever tell you about nuclear?

Just watched this one again last night. It is absolutely among the greatest television ever made.

Oh I’m all for people doing what makes them happy. I just can’t imagine ever being driven there myself.

Reading this just reminds me how vanilla I am. Like, I’ll watch y’all get down for four minutes on video one Tuesday a month, but naaah, I’m good on the actually being there and being a part of it part.

And I had a dude down the road always ready with a card to slap in my box so I could watch every channel for free.

I watched Bigger, Longer, and Uncut first, then Cruel Intentions. I don’t remember the movie, but I was way into the actresses. Good god Sarah Michelle Gellar and Reese Witherspoon really made my 14 year old brain short out bad. I can’t remember a single thing, seriously, but I watched it like 30 times.

Mine was a cam recording of Scary Movie 2. Horrible, horrible, horrible. Not the fault of the codec. I avoided cams after that and waited for the screeners.

But oh boy did I love my divx South Park episodes.

I probably haven’t watched a movie in 5 years.

Oh, you mean the pizza. You hated the pizza. You liked bread.

I love it dearly.

Ex X executive is fun to say out loud.

Oh, well that I don’t know. That’s fun.

Chromium got opera bruh…I’m sorry.

Osama Bin Laden!

Yo mama bin laden with adipose tissue.

Sorry, thought of that one years ago and my opportunity to use it never came, so I’m using it here. You can be mad at me if you want to. :p

No one noticing the cat’s partner in crime at the bottom of the basket?

Edit:

I see the S in the title now. I’m the idiot here, yet again.

As crazy as it is, Donald Trump appears to have been the single largest motivator to vote in American history. Either him or Covid.

He has definitely motivated me to vote twice, and for the rest of my life I won’t miss an election. Seriously. I had voted before, but I’d sit it out if I was too busy or I didn’t particularly like either candidate.

I have happily voted for Mr. or Ms. Not Trump twice. Now I also have to vote for Mr or Ms Not Influenced by Trump every chance I get too.

I mean, this is what I’d do.

I try hard to hold onto my moral compass and practice what I preach, but when it comes to my kids I probably could go hard. Especially if they were facing a future in a cage. If I had the power I just wouldn’t let it happen.

I hope so, buddy.

I was one of those idiots going back and watching old Trump interviews and thinking, “Well, see, this dude can’t be the total idiot he’s putting on display today. Maybe he’s playing some crazy game and he won’t be as bad as he looks like he’s going to be.”

That lie made it clear to me that my stupid theory was no good. He won, there was no point in playing a character.

He got fame and attention for being exactly what he is. He doesn’t need to be anything else.

Whatever you did bruh, we did it. That’s right. It’s mine too. Suck it!

It’s gotta be temporary. It’s intel.