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Wish someone had done this for Reader

There ought to be a law...

remembering what your grandkid likes is dementia now?

I had this the other way with my ex. She would say "I always liked X" and then I'd get her an X-related gift and she'd go "um okay, random." Thing is she was supposedly feeding me with hints I never got.

It's kinda fucked up how few people are comprehending this photo. They think it's about fridges full of one thing

Fuck you're right, I didn't even notice it still has the f'n shell on it

I was more looking at the glitchy nonsensical brush strokes

If you think most people who have kids have that expectation, you're lucky.

What if your kid ends up not growing into anything? Becoming a neckbeard on fortnite and minecraft all day?

What if your kid has three kids before she's 21 and keeps ending up with deadbeat guys and living in seedy apartments and living off SNAP?

I want them to do whatever they find fulfilling

And if they dont?

Think of it more like someone complaining that they lost money on crypto trading.

It's very Billy Crystal SNL "oh I hate when that happens"

the very idea of a regular birthday party wasn’t really widespread before the era

Can we go back to that? I hate birthdays.

Wellllllllll

It actually wasn't, but someone claimed it was, and would sue people who used it. Most would settle and agree not to use it. This is also why most chain restaurants had their own alternative birthday songs.

It was only that in 2016 somebody actually said to them "prove it" and took them to court, which found their copyright claim to be without merit.

Incidentally, there is no penalty for this.

Sadly, there isn't a law against it.

Edit: But I'm sure it's one of the very important things that the Democratic Party is totally gonna do someday like they always do whenever they have a majority in congress and/or presidency. Just you wait

Somebody never had a clock with roman numerals and it shows

I remember getting into an argument with a grade school teacher over IIII because most such clocks put that for 4 instead of IV because of some fuckin reason

I'm not about to @ people for having kids, but I have to say that in my experience, the whole idea is nothing but a conceit. People want kids for bad reasons. There's really no sensible reason to have a child in the human world. Fine, go have kids, but don't come back years later upset your kid is rebelling or not following your beliefs or doing bad things or not following in your footsteps or listening to your advice or whatever the fuck. You basically played a slot machine with no jackpot.

No!!!!! you can't just reduce the number of peasants fighting for increasingly artificially reduced resources

Mother fucker this hits hard

I used to use the stall because the idea of whipping my thingy out at the urinals in front of other boys seemed messed up, and then the other kids would be trying to look in on the stall I was in. motherfuckers.

save the bread clips from finished loaves because you're probably gonna lose one of those fuckers someday and you'll be glad you saved this one

I really got suckered by this once

Once

Shoes were on sale for $39.99

Regular price was $40

And then they suckered me into a store credit card, which I never used, but had to fight for six months to erase a fraudulent charge on

My ex's zoomer kid used to joke among his black, asian and latino friends by jokingly calling each other slurs

can confirm

my wife works three day weeks and she just discovered you can get a monthly movie pass for like twice the price of a single ticket and watch all the movies you want only pay the tax.

legit knew some artsy upscale types whose main bathroom was done in aquarium wallpaper and when you lifted the lid the lid and seat had shark teeth drawn on them