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This guy is giving a speech at the UN in NYC and he must have really been thirsty

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  • The pretzels were making him thirsty.

    • NY woman who used to own "NCC-1701" license plate ticketed thousands of dollars because of cars with Star Trek novelty plates going through traffic cameras.

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  • I guess it's good that the Bort license plate was already taken.

    • Seems legit.

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  • Legit or not they should've gotten a real tag by now.

    • What are some signs your getting older?

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  • The amount of candles on you're birthday cake are so numerous that the fire department comes out.

    • Ewww

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  • Joke's on you, I don't breathe.

    • What name that's common today do you think will be considered an "old person name" in the future?

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  • We're only a couple of decades away from nursing homes being full of Megans.

    • Why do we clap?

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  • Because we are not entertained.

    • Trump to Be Named Time Person of the Year—and He’s Already Celebrating

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  • Big deal, I was Time's Person of the Year in 2006.

    • As a passenger in the car, whats the things a driver does that pisses you off, makes you uncomfortable, or terrifies you?

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  • Dies

    • Guess the Episode [Easy]

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  • I'm excited about the Voter Apathy Party!

    • No way

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  • Big if true

    • The elf in the swamp

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  • That's why we need a robot Santa.

    • What do you think the worst year was for your hobby?

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  • The 1994 World Series was a particularly bad series for baseball fans.

    • Claim Denied

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  • I also extend that to the status of "gangster of love"

    • [Discussion] What games are you playing on your deck? - December 2024

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  • I got Fields of Mistria during the sale. It's very similar to Stardew Valley, which I also enjoyed.

    • conditional probability

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  • I mean, coyotes can't catch roadrunners despite having access to unlimited Acme products. They're no match for humans.

    • What is your Star Wars hot take?

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  • The only good thing that came out of the prequels was the pod racing game on the Nintendo 64.

    • That's right!

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  • 2025 2026 2100 2525 3000 10000 ??????

    • ♥️♥️♥️

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  • I can feel it Cumming in the air tonight

    • How did Batman survive being stabbed in the Dark Knight Rises movie?

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  • A wizard did it.