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Putin's Sovereign Gaming Console Revealed

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  • Can it play Tetris?

    • But with fighting.

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  • Japanese Waffle House

    • Boo!

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  • I wonder how long it took to collect all those toenails? Did they just use their own toenails or were they able to get others?

    • I can hear the panic-inducing drowning music from the original

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  • Until that music starts

    • Power outage

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  • Does anybody really know what time it is?

    • Fair.

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  • There can be only two!

    Wait, I screwed up. Can I get a Mulligan?

    • There are some downsides to marriage

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  • Father I cannot click the book.

    • These dames wanting inclusivity

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  • Wo-men? Well, I've heard of men, but this sounds like a foreign language to me.

    • These dames wanting inclusivity

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  • And a happy new year!

    • Time for Christmemes!

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  • George Michael shouldn't have given away his heart. He needed a heart to live.

    • Would you ever have the nerve to do THIS?

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  • Instead of sending them money, I made a fake donation in their honor to The Human Fund, with its slogan "Money for People".

    • I had a similar reaction in Link to the Past a few years earlier

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  • I have selected no

    • I had a similar reaction in Link to the Past a few years earlier

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  • Lucky you. I only had Lee Carvello's Putting Challenge. I kept hitting the ball in the parking lot.

    • What Monkey Paw Wish would you be willing to take?

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  • Granted. The turkey is a little dry.

    • I've had roommates like that.

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  • I'm surprised Norbert and Dagett never did anything like this.

    • J IS LORD

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  • Cum they told me for rum a bum bum

    • A Christmäs Støry

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  • You'll chop your eye out, kid.

    • NPC

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  • Cop realized he should've used rock instead. Nothing beats rock.

    • Get with the times, grampa

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  • Grandpa is too busy tieing the onion to his belt because it was the style at the time.

    • What is your favourite episode of a TV show, and why?

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  • Monorail monorail monorail