Smuuthbrane @ smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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Sorry, I can actually say "squirrel", my accent won't cut it.

And today we have this very dangerous red monster…

They feel with their hands and fingers mostly.

I'm buying mine clean laundry baskets so they don't monopolize mine with unfolded clean clothes for an entire week.

And which is more bioavailable, metallic iron or iron oxide? Do we want to lick clean iron or rusty iron??

Haha you said butt

Thanks for the transcription!!

I just did.

I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent.

I'd rather see the real version of Kinder eggs, a nice hard boiled egg inside a creamy chocolate shell. Mmmmm. No plastic junk, just 100% snacking goodness.

Some admit to it. Others prefer the blue pill.

As a parent to five, yes. All shall join me.

Summary: YOUR Ph.D. means almost next to nothing, but collectively they expand the bounds of human knowledge.

Show me a plant's anal sphincter and I'll believe you.

Creatitive memes are the breast memes.

I'd sooner watch this than yet another TOS time travel episode.

Ah, GIFs that I can hear.

Fuck yeah! Glad someone else can see the true path.

This is the vvay.