Smuuthbrane @ smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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Don't stop! Odd shape aside, you're doing it right!

The question is why don't all hot dogs do this? Look at those wonderful browned edges, those are going to be way tastier than any uniform pink boiled sadness logs. Put them on a different bun it in a wrap if you need to, but don't change how you're cooking them!!

I hate it when signs are misspelled.

It's spelled "pimped". Geez.

I've been touched by His Noodly Appendage, Ramen.

They are an indication that you can't do crossword puzzles.

This is the game of Let's See What Kind Of Person You REALLY Are When Things Get A Bit Competitive.

That's what Epstein wants you to think.

That's what Wyoming wants you to think.

I'd tell her that she overslept, which is why I woke her up.

Not pictured: the industrial fan you'll need.

She said "add to cart" not "checkout". Virtual retail therapy could be helpful.

Now we must find the Golden Ratio in the beard.

Traditionally foods were no deep fried because even cooking oil was rationed. So this must be yet another Americanization of foreign food, deep fried dog would have originally just been stir fried.

Despite her disgust, she is holding a mirror so he can check his own ass out. He likes what he sees.

Eventually they'll find the Meme Codex and all will be revealed.

[Glances sideways at Know Your Meme.]

There is no greater glory than being chosen by the most honorable animal in the universe to be a mattress.

I do, every time. What I've subbed to doesn't have a huge volume of posts, so to see anything new daily I sort by new. Otherwise there's just not enough going on here.

I demand GENOUS!!

If he wasn't before, he sure did after.

It has a given strength, and will use that to get to its destination unless programmed to detect undue force. This one obviously wasn't.