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Smuuthbrane
Smuuthbrane @ smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works
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Don’t wait

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  • It's fine, that person has their high beams on and can see them clearly.

    • Don’t wait

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  • High beams affect everyone else. No lights at all only really affects them. High beams are infinitely worse.

    • Body Language

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  • Full bladder holding champion material right there.

    • Don’t wait

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  • Hey, everyone that uses high beams inside the city where there's street lights and incoming traffic, FUCK YOU!

    • What's the best answer?

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  • Oh shit Risa's leaking

    • It's hard to believe

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  • So satellites, the moon, the planets all crash into it? Nice try.

    • It's hard to believe

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  • How tall is the red wall? If it's only at sea level than this is entirely false, most people's would be above it.

    • This is a PSA

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  • Norm and Cliff always seemed like NPCs. This explains a lot.

    • I made this new account and I’m pretty happy with my name.

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  • Good luck piercing that to let the steam escape.

    • Sneaky

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  • Dammit, I thought you could only use oceans for that! What's next, lakes?!?

    • I made this new account and I’m pretty happy with my name.

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  • Don't even need to be wrapped in foil, you're already in beskargam.

    • People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?

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  • For some drive line components, yes, but not for engine oil.

    • Very Dinklage Christmas

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  • Oh, come on, that's pretty low.

    • Shit Midas. Unlike the greek's myth, there're so much more people who turn everything into piles of burning feces. I'm struggling to name it. Shitass, maybe?

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  • Fecalcedabra. Voilá, everything has magically turned to shit!

    • How do I make myself smarter?

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  • Learn some critical thinking to start. If it's illusions you're trying to escape, learn what aspects of human nature those illusions are preying on to sustain them.

    • People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?

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  • No. What modern marvel keeps oil from pooling in the lowest level after hours of disuse?

    • You are now a duck, what do you do first??

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  • Pick one person at a time and speak to them in human language. In some cases it will be to give them a special magical friend, in other cases it will be to cause them to question their sanity.

    Then I'd get to seeing about this whole corkscrew dick thing.

    • People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?

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  • Letting the oil circulate before putting load on the engine. Only needs an extra 10-15 seconds, or the time it takes me to scrape during the winter months. No time needed if it was recently running.

    • Seamount twice the size of world's tallest building discovered 'hidden under the waves'

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  • I'd love to know why. Giving me measurements in units of football fields, elephants, Olympic swimming pools, Empire State Buildings, or Mount Everest are fucking meaningless.

    • Please wear a mask

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  • Great, now the Predators are bringing their whole families with them.