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Smuuthbrane
Smuuthbrane @ smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works
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Half the office is on vacation anyway

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  • Oh but that's even more fun. Order it, delivery will be attempted at a closed office, and the toner will enter delivery limbo for a week, or eternity. But, you DID get it on order!

    • Half the office is on vacation anyway

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  • Things have been a 2024 problem for a few weeks now. The joys of working with hardware, lead times are far longer than software.

    • chop chop

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  • Not me, direct the output right onto the BBQ.

    • On the eighth day of Trek-mas,

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    • On the eighth day of Trek-mas,

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    • 502 Bad Gateway

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  • It's not getting any packets for Christmas.

    • schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp

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  • Das ist de SCHLORPENWASSER!

    • The Civic Genie appears and will instantly pass three pieces of legislation in your town. (Not state or federal) What laws will you choose?

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  • Phase in a ban on consumer grade gas powered outdoor equipment. Electric only.

    Revise residential parking to allow more in line with densification.

    Crack down on negligent property owners that let properties get run down. Especially developers that let properties sit,.and most especially with houses that just get boarded up and the property goes to hell.

    • What's the funniest you could get tattoed on the inside of your lip?

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  • NO DICKS, ONLY CHICKS

    • life got you down?

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  • Well you can't write in the snow without a full bladder. Those will suffice.

    • My children will refer to me as father.

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  • "Bruh, can you tuck me in?" 😂

    • Space Billionaires

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  • Billionaire was the Imposter.

    • Black To The Future

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  • Damn, I'd watch that.

    • Rule: Be happy xor manage cookies

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  • Don't let anyone tell you what makes you happy.

    • Sailor Yoda, Champion of Justice (more images in post)

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  • I'll just go ahead and believe that's Yaddle, that way I can fap to this.

    • ‘People are confused’: Survey suggests Canadians need education on Charter rights

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  • If it was covered back then, I don't remember. It's been literally a generation since I was in school. So what little I did learn has certainly been lost by now.

    • Knock, knock!

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  • Punchline should be "Bless you!"

    • ‘People are confused’: Survey suggests Canadians need education on Charter rights

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  • Well yeah, unless you're an immigrant or refugee that recently got citizenship, Canadians were likely last educated about the Charter back in grade school or high school. And never again since unless they look it up themselves.

    • It's Rulesday

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    • Survive the zombie apocalypse

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  • Katana, machete, axe, and body armor so I don't kill myself with all these implements of cutting and hacking.