Smuuthbrane @ smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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I figured it was tryouts.

"You are what you eat" doesn't apply to shape. I ate boxes of these but now I look more like a dumpling that was dropped in hair.

DING DING DING DING

Salary? No. Stipend, yes. Give me enough to comfortably live on and pursue interests and hobbies with no requirement for work. That's the closest money would get to making me happy.

I know everyone is hoping for a "Free Willie" moment instead, but with the risk tolerance in Hollywood these days we'd be lucky to get HTVII.

My cock is pestering hens.

TBH this sounds like something that Hotel Transylvania VII would cover when the family decides to go on a vacation to Atlantis and Drac somehow ends up with Neptune's trident and commands all the ocean animals.

And naturally, starts and undersea monster hotel.

You can tell that a plumber did this, the pipe is flat against with the wall.

It's flush.

I agree with everything you say, unless I agree with everything you say ironically.

REAL TALK

Not gay, only FAAAAAAAAAABULOUSSSSSSS.

Plot twist: it's not noodles, it's gagh.

They're just hoping their dead hopes and dreams enter Sto'Vo'Kor.

8 per night? Good Lord no, it's 8 PER HOUR. They're literally lining up to jump into your mouth. Check your toothbrush for legs and silk. Usually a sore throat just means one bit you on the way down.

I am not, it's not relevant. The inmate is going to be murdered by the state, that is a fact. The only choice here is method. How is using a method that has been chosen for suicide cruel?

Again, not condoning the death penalty, just don't see how the change of context for the method changes its nature.

Provide the data to insurance, let them fight about it. It's their problem now. This should never have been something a vehicle owner needs to worry about if they have insurance.

You're forgetting that this person is going to die by the State's hand regardless of the method. Given that, how is nitrogen asphyxiation more cruel than lethal injection?

I'm not condoning the death penalty, just confused why someone would say nitrogen asphyxiation is cruel and unusual when in another context it's desirable.

So, the Swiss suicide pod lets you kill yourself with nitrogen gas, and apparently that's absolutely fine and painless.

Alabama thinks about using nitrogen gas, and it's cruel and unusual?

WTF am I missing here? Or is it all just the BS hyperbole of US politics?

If you freeze it and eat it later that's called meal prep.