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Smuuthbrane
Smuuthbrane @ smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works
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Burger King Giving Discounts If Facial Recognition Thinks You're Hungover

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  • But they're not using drunk people, they're using hung over people. Not sure why, it's an interesting question.

    • Burger King Giving Discounts If Facial Recognition Thinks You're Hungover

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  • Formerly inebriated people.

    A free burger would make for a very expensive data set methinks.

    • Burger King Giving Discounts If Facial Recognition Thinks You're Hungover

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  • So, who is providing the software? Because that's who is paying to get a unique data set of face images. Specifically Brazilian faces of people who either self-indentify as hung over or want to try to game the system for a discount. I'll let you guess which population is going to be bigger.

    • If the real world worked like Pokémon, what animal would evolve into what animal?

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  • Weasel to ferret to mink.

    • The man has a point

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  • Some of us like getting laid.

    • Surely you can't be serious.

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  • Don't watch A Grown Name Naked, it's misleading. It's just a minidoc about the plaque on the Pioneer space probes.

    • In compliance with the rule, Belle

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  • Belle has seen some shit, concurrently in two different places.

    • "Tag someone who needs to see this"

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  • You are entirely right.

    • "Tag someone who needs to see this"

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  • "Sperm chaser" - that drinking a shot then giving a BJ and swallowing?

    • Nicolas Cage through the years

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  • You got me good, laughed my face off.

    • Lemmy shitpost

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  • If I offer them hay is that good enough?

    • What's a profession thay everyone needs?

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  • In a city with no prominent industry, people will always needs healthcare, childcare, food, and maintenance on their belongings.

    Healthcare: doctor, nurse practitioner, nurse, dentist, dental hygienist. Skin and hair care might be stretching the category, but everyone needs haircuts.

    Childcare: teacher, ECE, nanny. Big spectrum here from no training required to professionally registered.

    Food: production, supply, distribution, and sales. So farmer (but that's capital intensive), food maker (baker, chef, cook, butcher) or distributor or seller.

    Maintenance: vehicles (tires, oil changes, body shop, parts, detailing), homes (carpenter, painter, gas tech, electrician, window installer, roofer, landscaper), appliances (appliance technician), power equipment (mechanic, blade sharpening).

    Probably more, but that should be a pretty decent list to start with, and all should be pretty portable no matter where you go, save for certain licenses that may be specific to a state or province.

    • Lemmy shitpost

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  • So how do girls drink then??

    • Here's to next year

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  • That would explain having to "beware the ides of March", which is mid-March. Sounds like they too had a 2 week grace period.

    • Here's to next year

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  • This is the way.

    • EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED

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  • Theoretically, yes. Functionally, no. When you go to pay for something with your infinite bills, would you rather pay with N number of 100 dollar bills or get your wheelbarrow to pay with 100N one dollar bills? The pile may be infinite, but your ability to access it is finite. Ergo, the "denser" pile is worth more.

    • Here's to next year

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  • Surely the first two weeks is a grace period right? Like, it doesn't really count until Jan 15th?

    • The origin of starfleet combat training.

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  • So powerful no shirt can contain it.

    • There were supposed to be 15 commandments, but Moses accidentally dropped and broke a tablet. What are some of the five missing commandments?

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  • Returneth thy cart.

    • Time to save the future! (by Centurii-chan)

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  • Keep your hands off Janeway and Paris!!!!