Smuuthbrane @ smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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Why, is he on the payroll of Big Doctor??

"No matter how many times you help the hamburger, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to STAY HELPED, you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?!"

Now this is realistic.

I've gone back at least 3 times before.

He's the one that blocks the door when the tax collector comes by!

Everyone is a Star Trek character, we only see them when they're running one of their holodeck programs.

Kinda surprised they're not called vomitoyles.

I am what I eat, mirthful and overweight.

I don't have the foresight to not throw the bag/box away, and you're suggesting I take a picture. Man, if that's not having an optimistic view of humanity, I don't know what is. Thanks for thinking the best of me, regardless.

Oh FFS, don't just randomly post shit you see on Facebook.

It's the road manager, and she literally kicks him in the ass, hard enough that he falls down.

You'd think they'd be looking for non-organic options. Go full cybernetic, shed their mortal, diseased bodies entirely.

I just did this. Been driving manual in my personal car for 30 years. Someone crashed into my car and totalled it, and I took the opportunity to go electric. I won't go back.

Electric has far, far more control because it's controlling the motor millisecond to millisecond, and not trying to reign in explosions.

So quiet. So efficient. No loss of power. And now I'm saving $2k/year in fuel costs.

Don't sweat it.

They still haven't found the safety that only highly advanced species can use at will.

That's because I've gone wholesale over to branded Star Wars boxer-briefs, and will never go back.

Aw, I was hoping it was a drill under the table with a huge bar magnet on it.

So explain how this is better than sand casting? Which doesn't need glass particles and can provide much better surface finish?

Mike Wazowski looks terrible.

Too little too late. Huge broken promise.

BONK

I mean, since you're out of turbinado, apparently…