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saltnotsugar @ saltnotsugar @lemmy.world
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Jimothy

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  • I like the cut of your…Jimb.

    • Thing makes noise wallet goes empty

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  • The violent rumbling is actually a relaxing massage.

    • parlez-vous francais?

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  • Non, monsieur. Eye vill not recommend a wine for yur chickon streeps.

    • Real af

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  • It pays off in the moment but then you die to death the next day.

    • Is that the Crowning they talk of

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  • (A girl is born)
    Doc: BRING FORWARD THE LARGEST BOW.

    • Defense Analist

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  • They call it a Sherman because it’s sheer manliness.

    • electricty doesn't grow on trees

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  • This could be us but you clownin.

    • Oh no

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  • We need more militant soup activists.

    • Zwei Mettbrötchen bitte!

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  • This is by a wide margin one of the most hard hitting sandwiches to ever play the game.

    • nude rule

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  • Somehow naked DK is more nude than the most naked…naked dude.

    • Bugs

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  • Some say they’re feisty, but I think they work great as a team.

    • Pineapple on pizza is always hotly debated, but do you think Pineapple belongs on a burger?

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  • If someone enjoys something I say let them enjoy it. Seems like an interesting combination but not something I need to go out and try immediately.

    • Feels wrong to not answer the call

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  • (Tube bends slightly) The age of man is over.

    • Peak male form

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  • You guys said no mustaches! Oh come on!

    • Allegra Chook

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  • Hungry with itchy eyes? Deep fried chicken with the sensational flavor of Allegra is here for you.

    • So sneaky

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  • My cat does this too. I like to walk around and loudly wonder where she has gone off to. Then she’ll happily wiggle her tail moving the curtains back and forth.

    • News of the day

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  • The Denny’s waitress rolled her eyes when I asked which wine pairs best with the chicken strips.

    • What grass starvation does to the perma-online

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  • Anal is now first base.

    • Winging it

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  • You know who we should use as a Jesus model? Jeff in accounting.

    • bugs

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  • I think the problem is we don’t have huge ol crickets that are lobster sized. Otherwise you’d have Red Locust and all you can eat grasshopper legs.