saltnotsugar @ saltnotsugar @lemm.ee

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Looks like a fancy Warhammer 40K Inquisitor.

But have you been to Istanbul with rosemary in your pockets!?

Join the ranks of the Staff Duty. This elite corps has watched over desks, and is a time honored tradition that I somehow always get assigned to on Saturday.

There are no military tactics to counter a surprise tactical peekaboo with a claymore mine.

I wonder if there could be a solution where there’s an insert with built in pipe cleaner thingies for the dishwasher, and when you load them up and turn the dishwasher on, it goes WOOSH WOOSH and then it’s clean.

Snickers. Seize the means of yummy in your tummy.

I only use my programming for good. For instance Bat_Count.exe lets the user enter a number and then the Count from sesame street will count to this number and say “Ah ah ah!” at the end.

(Shows up in latex body suit and a whip) “Uhhhh…no I didn’t make a mistake. I totally love…pot…s.

Captains log, star date….uhhhh let me grab the calendar…ok that’s the old one…uhhh…7?

(The uncensored files)

Honestly there are enough quality posts and comments here that keep me engaged. It feels like a lot of creative people made the move.

“Shall I play the ocarina and return us to the forest temple?”

Nah. Nah man let’s just walk.

Woke up without your nards wearing a lampshade? Don’t delay, meow at the law offices of Mittens and Mittens.

Sam O’Nella approves.

Clown eggie nine plasma!

“So you’re a REAL tree?”

Yesh. I make worrie aboot Christmas time. Family cut me and make ornament on my face.

“This dude is legit.”

Are you the original Potato in my Anus from the Reddit days of yore?

Says here the vendor can charge us up to 1000% because of…froggie vibes? Who signed this!?

Sir, this contract will make or break the company.

(Frog rave in my head) “Of course they will.”

I see a mate in 43 moves.

What’s wrong? You haven’t tried you Protactinium pancakes.