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saltnotsugar @ saltnotsugar @lemm.ee
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  • Honey addiction is real and tearing our communities apart.

    • Toilet Time

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  • Me to the picture: Forgive me lass. Imma drop a ten pounder in a five pound hole.

    • The Appomattox Surrender Flag of the US Confederacy. Arguably, the true final flag of the confederacy was a dishtowel.

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  • Weird that you never see a pickup truck flying this banner.

    • As my southern inlaws used to say, "cut that light on".

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  • Drill sergeant: Everyone’s boobs better be at the position of attention!

    • Good morning here is a terrible idea.

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  • I remember the call of the Hot Crossed Buns.

    • Let's play this game again

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  • You are now the sexiest thing alive to birds, so they will constantly hit on you.

    • Let's play this game again

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  • Alas I must make my living in Philly in the cheesesteak mines.

    • Let's play this game again

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  • Ability to make cheese at will.

    • Fluffy wonder

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  • Like if it was slightly cold out there would be fluff available.

    • Fluffy wonder

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  • If we were lost in the wild this alpaca could take care of me.

    • Get your own

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  • I would love an overly vague preview of a series:
    THIS SUMMER. A show some critics call “a television show” is coming back with a mysterious problem. A new protagonist will appear, or is he an antagonist? Set in the lovely landscape of a place that is pretty nice, and music that was definitely recorded, we follow the characters who are certainly up to something.

    • YSK how to unclog a toilet

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  • A cheap method to unblock anything:

    • Remove any loose material.
    • Now pour 30 gallons of jet fuel in the area.
    • Ignite it but stand back at least a few feet.

    • Served cold

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  • Dentist: You eating at least 3 hotdogs a day?
    Me: Uhhh…yeah.
    Dentist: Lies.

    • what's up fellow early birds

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  • Even when I would do a lot of lessons early it would pester me later on in the day to practice more.

    • And gay men. I'm sorry. I'm weak for it

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  • The (pumpkin) spice must flow! He who controls Dune controls the (pumpkin) spice!

    • Oop

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  • Woopsie! Looks like we’re at war with…Portugal. Should be interesting.

    • What more you want?

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  • Nuclear missile command picks up the phone: You have a collect call from…THE CROODS…press 1 to accept the charges.

    • Mar-AI-lyn Monroe

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  • Take her strong hand!

    • A bird holds its breath

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  • I thought canaries got carried into the mine as a punishment for the great canary uprising of 1742.

    • Shields activated

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  • Shell shocked mosquito: There is a land lads, bristling with barbed wire so thick ye see not sun nor moon. Where ye go in to feed but may never return.