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  • That's some excrepioncal capaaacity right there.

  • There used to be a chain of burger restaurants in the UK named after that character. They had a burger called the Bender.

    Edit: apparently still going, but they rebranded the Bender as the Bendy for... reasons.

  • I remember when Google was the good guy.

  • Lots of people shitting on Microsoft on this thread ignoring that it's not Microsoft who charge for a codec and that Microsoft promote a royalty-free HEVC competitor called AV1.

    Guaranteed this video file is from an Apple device, where patent-encumbered HEVC is the default recording format.

  • Only if your computer's manufacturer paid for it.

  • "Perfection is the enemy of progress."

    A really good quote that I live by. It was also popular with the Nazis, unfortunately, so if it's not a self-illustrative example then I don't know what is.

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  • Ideally the wheel should be big enough for a single human but not so big that it can fit multiple humans.

    Source: I was once a child on a wheel big enough for multiple humans.

  • It's like saying "prove you don't own a poodle". How do you prove that? I can tell you I don't own a poodle... but how can you be sure?

  • "Sire! The Theiyr"reian hoards have attacked the village of Peasantry. The Peasants, they fight back, Sire, but they will surely be overwhelmed. We expect a death toll in the millions, Sire."

    "Dispatch ten knights to se- wait, 'millions'? There's only a few thousand people in that village."

    "Yes, Sire, we included the Theiyr"reians in our estimates... there's a lot of them but they fight with wooden swords, Sire."

    "..."

    "They are an inefficient peoples, Sire."

  • Theiyr"re

  • In my secondary school we were expected to address all the teachers by name so I tended to use "Er...".

  • I don't have a cat. But rest assured that if I did it would be pampered and, potentially, overfed. So we'll call that a draw.

  • Yeah, that's it. State's rights.

    IMHO, there are only personal rights and government rights. State's rights just means consolidation of power to a specific level of government and since those powers rarely come from a different level of government, where else could they come from*...?*

  • Our nukes strike fear into anyone who happens to be within a couple hundred meters of our launch sites while not wearing a good helmet.

  • This picture has Wes Anderson vibes.

  • £21/mo for a 100Mb/s VDSL connection split at 80/20: speeds as advertised, ~10ms latency. I'm living in the centre of a large market town in the North of England.

    Two doors down, my neighbour is paying £25/mo for symmetric gigabit FTTP with negligible latency, but the fibre network doesn't extend to my property. Fuckers.

    Oh, I also have a backup/travel LTE service which provides about a 1150Mb/s down and 300Mb/s up with 20ms latency which costs me £18/mo.

  • Is the North Korean currency called Lost?