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  • It was the best week of my life

  • One can only dream

  • Ben Ten-pack

  • I call my cat an egg when he sits in his little basket. He looks like he's an egg sitting in an egg poacher.

  • I would watch Always Sunny in Fairly Odd Parents

  • "Give me five minutes, I'll make it worse"

    That's my motto in life

  • Solution: make your sneeze sound more like a vacuum

  • I just got out of an 8 year relationship within the last month. I don't know what to offer you besides hoping that you did have some good memories to remember together and it sounds like not having them in your life is better in the long run for you. Hopefully your time together helped improve you as a person and you can go forward a stronger person, or the emotional space you have now can help lead you down a path of self-improvement.

  • Good to know that i haven't been using "balling" in a funeral setting incorrectly.

  • Also I just don't see an American getting in trouble over what can be considered a freedom of speech issue. It could also set a dangerous precedent that fascists could use to prosecute their political opponents.

  • You heathen

  • For dominance or feeding rights over a fresh kill.

  • But sometimes words in English have silent Zs like in the word "rendezvous".

  • People fill those Stanley cups with pop?

  • That's why you have to wait for your bread to turn into a loaf before having a slice.

  • You can see it written on his face

  • Only if they're feeling snacky