pancakes @ pancakes @sh.itjust.works

"And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you :3."

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Because then it would be too close to "balcony" and it would confuse people

I love cherries and cherry flavoured food but Twizzlers are as close to cherry as velveeta is to a wheel of aged cheddar.

I love pride

Jokes on you, i already am

They could have at least used different coloured pens

A simp could not do this sir.

Go easy on them, this was from a time before humanity had the sun.

Obviously vaccines are safe and the conspiracy theorists are dumb dumbs.

Now fire drills on the other hand...

Is it really that crazy though? Consciousness developed over a long, gradual process instead of just popping into existence. Kind of like how a human can exist but not remember it's own birth.

Imagine having to add solid bits of water to make it better. The audacity.

-This response was made by the Keep Water Liquid gang.

-Many current day politicians

I prefer my fish to be cream filled

D🤮scord

smashes every local business' windows in my community

"That'll show the other team for beating us..."

For situations like this, I suggest blissful ignorance.

I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.

I feel like at this point you could just do the opposite of whatever old musky says and you'd be doing pretty alright for yourself.

Just watch out for defensive rooks and en passant bullshit (I'm sure there's a metaphor somewhere in there).

It's also ridiculous the markup on fasteners. I used to work in nuts and bolts and the going rate was like 90-97% markup on fasteners.

I don't want to read the thing. I want to discuss the thing that i didn't read with other people who didn't read the thing.