Markup language vs programming language is similar to the difference between a font and a typeface. Sure, they're different but to the layperson, they might as well be the same thing.
If they actually did this and discounted on off hours I might be more sold on it. Not for eating at lunch time, but for getting $0.50 large fries at 11pm.
Unless you live in a country with gun control. Then you can be slightly more passive aggressive as long as you're not creating an unsafe driving scenario.
Fellas, is it gay to eat cylindrical shaped foods?