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There's an ominous light coming from the church I went to as a kid. Should I go in?

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  • Now, I'm super curious how the phone flash is red. 😶

    • There's an ominous light coming from the church I went to as a kid. Should I go in?

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    • There's an ominous light coming from the church I went to as a kid. Should I go in?

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  • No one's too old to hate-fuck a priest. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • There's an ominous light coming from the church I went to as a kid. Should I go in?

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  • You're saying those are the Corolla's brake lights inside?

    • There's an ominous light coming from the church I went to as a kid. Should I go in?

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    • There's an ominous light coming from the church I went to as a kid. Should I go in?

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  • You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

    • There's an ominous light coming from the church I went to as a kid. Should I go in?

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    • There's an ominous light coming from the church I went to as a kid. Should I go in?

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  • The tricky part is: getting bit only once and making it out in one piece instead of being a snack. Or, no, wait - was that werewolves? I forget.

    • There's an ominous light coming from the church I went to as a kid. Should I go in?

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  • There's a night club Detroit that was a church, then abandoned, and then an illegal rave hotspot (late-90s) before it went legit before the cops could have it torn down — and they really leaned into the "desecration of hallowed ground" thing during the latter two versions. (Henry Rollins even complimented them to that end during one of his storytelling events there ['99, IIRC?])

    FWIW: in the US, churches & related buildings are NOT subject to building codes & similar safety regulations, so DO NOT BUY/RENT them without thoroughly inspecting the structure, documented history, and fine print!! 🤢🥲 "Insurance" will not save you or your money — as if it would anyway, in this era. 🤌🏼

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    • An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

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  • Worth noting: it's already glazed in the pic, and the others are more chode-shaped than I recall. This must be an After pic, with the bulls now sated.

    Also ahem :

    • Good luck getting the song out of your heads. I call it musical terrorism.

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  • Sorry. Sometimes, there's no pre-sphincter filter. 😜

    • South Sudan says eight deportees from the US are under government care

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  • "Care", hmm?

    • It really is

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  • In the UK, that's pronounced "hen do".

    • It really is

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  • yoink

    • It really is

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  • Aw, hellllnaw. Looka der. We gotta nutha messa dem dang 'guanas, hun. Y'all goan gitcher gun, shootum ded — fer dey eetup mah puhtoonyas ahgin!

    • The nerve

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    • Good luck getting the song out of your heads. I call it musical terrorism.

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  • More impressive that you did it without the colon.

    p.s. Get better soon.

    • I just get ads for antidepressants

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  • Truly. WTF. 🤣 I recently checked my cobwebbed FB and saw a random message from someone I barely remember from school, inviting me to a reunion. I guess it could've been worse, but... bitch, what are you smoking? 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • Thieving

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  • Illegal =/= enforceable, FWIW.