Øπ3ŕ @ otter @lemmy.dbzer0.com

He sleeps upside-down like a bat, and roams the woods of the upper Left Coa

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Damn. And I thought I was old, Methuselah. 🙇🏼‍♂️

Awyeh. Shebowda 'bless yer harts' widder boomstick, darlins. Watchout nah.

An' y'all tel'yer mama ta close 'er legs alreddy! Damn.

Elite Dangerous FTW. 🤘🏼

I haven't played since ~planetary landings/Mamba release (pre-TurdReich, IIRC?🤮), but back then, me & my Mur-der-Lance in Black Friday skin were proudly part of the anti-griefer brigade.

(Huge underbelly particle cannon + overcharged boost for baiting said ass-clowns into a 180° top speed yaw-slip one-shot kill trap = mmm, so good <chef's kiss>)

Even DIYed my desk chair w/ Vesa mounts to house a Warthog replica HOTAS, and ran an alt rig overhead for the Index to the battlestation (vs the default full room, standing set-up), et al.

Ahh... Those were the days. 🤩❤️‍🔥

p.s. Nowadays, I get close to reliving that nostalgia via my heavily-modded (250+) Starfield NG+, but am quietly & reservedly hopeful for the upcoming Osiris Reborn release... 🤞🏼😅

^ahem <*glares @ No Man's Sky launch*>

Tomorrow? 😅🤞🏼

The collegiate for-profit model is dying. This is just its parasites gorging themselves before the end.

Now, I'm super curious how the phone flash is red. 😶

Somebody better call Kevin Bacon!

No one's too old to hate-fuck a priest. 🤷🏼‍♂️

You're saying those are the Corolla's brake lights inside?

Sorry, I'm just now seeing that you beat me to it by a couple hours. 😜 Here's my favorite version of that song. (a travesty that it's not available as a standalone track, IMHO)

You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

What's he building in there?

The tricky part is: getting bit only once and making it out in one piece instead of being a snack. Or, no, wait - was that werewolves? I forget.

There's a night club _{Detroit that was a church, then abandoned, and then an illegal rave hotspot (late-90s) before it went legit before the cops could have it torn down — and they really leaned into the "desecration of hallowed ground" thing during the latter two versions. (Henry Rollins even complimented them to that end during one of his storytelling events there [}'99, IIRC?])

FWIW: in the US, churches & related buildings are NOT subject to building codes & similar safety regulations, so DO NOT BUY/RENT them without thoroughly inspecting the structure, documented history, and fine print!! 🤢🥲 "Insurance" will not save you or your money — as if it would anyway, in this era. 🤌🏼

Rrrawwwwx-anne!!

Worth noting: it's already glazed in the pic, and the others are more chode-shaped than I recall. This must be an After pic, with the bulls now sated.

Also ^ahem :

Sorry. Sometimes, there's no pre-sphincter filter. 😜

"Care", hmm?

In the UK, that's pronounced "hen do".

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