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Øπ3ŕ @ otter @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Bodycam: Two Vegans Arrested at Protest

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  • Wait. How do we know they're ve—

    Oh. Right.

    • Post-Ironic...???

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  • If those are AmeriBucks, neighbor, you're in for a real surprise real soon. 🫡

    • Thanks, Ned

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  • And he loves every single one of those sparky, spastic murderballs equally. 🥰🤘🏼

    • Tennessee man pardoned for Jan. 6 offenses gets life in prison in separate case accusing him of trying in incite "civil war"

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  • Yeah, I'm not even sure if successive, rapidfire GOP head-esplodey on live-TV a la The Boys would do the trick. Ya know, if superpowers were a thing.🤷🏼‍♂️

    This country's so far gone, the wisest plan'd seem to be decisive, silent distancing —but the fallout's inherently global, so 🫠☠️🫣

    • Why do killer whales keep handing us fish? Scientists unpack the mystery

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  • Ferreal, though. They already rank among crows & wolves (as far as we can tell, ahem), and if their world is rapidly turning into acid, I can only imagine what they must assume that our, much smaller home biome must be doing...

    Now, if they knew that it was us behind it all?! 🥲 It'd likely be a much different story — and I wouldn't blame them a bit. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    Hey, waitaminute... If the oligarchs are building bigger and more numerous yachts while the landmasses crisp to fund their puny, plastic existences... Can we use LLMs to share that info with these seawolves? (How do you even say "luigi" in orca?)

    • Tennessee man pardoned for Jan. 6 offenses gets life in prison in separate case accusing him of trying in incite "civil war"

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  • Is it Trump?! 😱🤩🫡 C'mon c'mon c'mon!

    Fuck, I hope it's—

    goddammit.

    • If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.

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  • The fuck do you think? Are you?

    • If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.

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  • Feel better about yourself, kitten? 🤣

    • If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.

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  • Ohhh, you are an asshole. My bad. You can kindly fuck off now, cupcake. 🤣

    • The way of the monk

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  • That's not hyperbole, kiddo. Sit down.

    • AI Job Fears Hit Peak Hype While Reality Lags Behind

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  • Seriously. This is some peak "Shush, little ones" bullshit.

    • No more spoons ig

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  • Sporks get the job done better.

    • When Is Before Or After?

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    • Mexico President Sheinbaum hopes deported boxer Chávez Jr. will serve time in Mexico

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  • If by "Mexico", he means "Florida", that seems likely enough.

    • The way of the monk

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  • Don't worry, much of social interaction can be the primary source of disturbance, NGL.

    • The way of the monk

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  • There's a tension joke in there.

    • The way of the monk

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  • You're packing mud around a shit structure to make it seem valid, but your mud is just more shit.

    Don't troll. You're woefully incorrect, and the blathering on you've posted is simply masturbatory.

    • The way of the monk

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  • No.

    • Xbox exec suffers bout of terminal LinkedIn brain, suggests folks laid off by Microsoft use AI to 'reduce the emotional and cognitive load that comes with job loss'

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  • Sounds like a precursor symptom of what Brian Thompson suffered from.

    • If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.

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  • What part are you not parsing?