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  • Formerly known as GNP

  • If you create more children you cannot fix in the future, they will live diminished lives.

    There, FTFY.

    That's their plan, FFS.

  • NGL, considering the DIY magic rules and D&D's dogshit "economy" (ie. logic), it wouldn't take much more than a Remove Armor spell to flip the table on the entire setting. Though, "adventuring" parties down through the years have often enough side-hustled their way into drug trafficking, et al, as a means of hacking a campaign's rails. I guess that's what you get when you spawn a "game" from a pile of spreadsheets, eh?

  • I hate the beep in every form so far, and I avoid using microwaves every chance I get.

  • It's less "spreading" and more "seeping in & staining indelibly* at this point. 🤔

  • TBF, the stories that Disney's been strip-mining for generations're crazy dark, originally.

    1. Sleeping Beauty woke to find she'd had two children, and now they were teens nearly as old as she was when she fell asleep. 🤮
    2. The Little Mermaid was double-crossed by a human princess last minute, and was turned into seafoam (died). 🥹
    3. ad nauseum...
  • Ha! That link is staying blu— dammit

  • glances at the various GNIs

    Eh. Seems like something needs a boost, across the board.

    On the other hand, visiting the US rn might include a black-bag "tour" of a concrete oubliette, so: don't. Not even joking. 🥲

  • Worth noting: if you're giving a blowjob to someone who, at any point between shower time & said blowjob, has sat down to use the toilet at least once... Your mouth is one degree of separation from the inner/underside of that same toilet bowl. (Best case: it's one you know is clean, but what're those odds?)

    Let that simmer a bit. 🤔

  • So, you're saying there's a foundation to work from already. 🤔🤓

  • Bahahahaha!

    "Hey there, my fellow citizen malcontents. Does anyone know how to commit international fraud?"

    GTFO. 🖕🏼

  • BIG AL

    Jump
  • Hey, be fair: that one's waaay smarter than AI.

  • NGL, if orcas can deploy c4, I feel it'd only be neighborly to figure out how to supply it.

    I mean, sheeyit. We gotta step it up as a fuckin' species if they're out there, more than capable of planting high-tech explosive devices invented by self-important monkey-cousins who generally can't even swim. 😅😶

  • I didn't know SCP had a survival game out...

  • When you're so backed up, you can feel it ossifying in your lower intestine and the toxic grave mist quietly weeps through your petticoat...

  • Wait. How do we know they're ve—

    Oh. Right.