NGL, considering the DIY magic rules and D&D's dogshit "economy" (ie. logic), it wouldn't take much more than a Remove Armor spell to flip the table on the entire setting. Though, "adventuring" parties down through the years have often enough side-hustled their way into drug trafficking, et al, as a means of hacking a campaign's rails. I guess that's what you get when you spawn a "game" from a pile of spreadsheets, eh?
Worth noting: if you're giving a blowjob to someone who, at any point between shower time & said blowjob, has sat down to use the toilet at least once... Your mouth is one degree of separation from the inner/underside of that same toilet bowl. (Best case: it's one you know is clean, but what're those odds?)
NGL, if orcas can deploy c4, I feel it'd only be neighborly to figure out how to supply it.
I mean, sheeyit. We gotta step it up as a fuckin' species if they're out there, more than capable of planting high-tech explosive devices invented by self-important monkey-cousins who generally can't even swim. 😅😶
Here's a fish. Now, you try.