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  • Comparatively, that's even more drastic of a metaphor than the classic hotdog-down-a-hallway quip.

  • Hopefully your overuse of "h" doesn't.

  • Whichever one Jarjar hasn't teabagged yet, honestly.

  • I feel ya. My house was miles away from the evacuation zone of the PacNW fires a little ways back, and the filters didn't last the month. We wore masks with filters rated for smoke whenever we had to go outside, and sealed every external seam, hoping the firefighters could get it under control in time. Thankfully, they're the public servants that actually know what that phrase means, and to the enth degree. I trust every one of them right alongside our Nat'l Park service members (rangers, et al), sight unseen.

    When this nation's collapse comes to your town, remember this simple rule, fellow US peeps:

    Firefighters & National Park Service? Heroes of the people, through & through.

    Cops, etc.? Shoot on sight (if that's your chosen theme for the apoc, ofc.) 😅

  • Is he a Catholic priest? Survey sayyys...

  • That's what I said, but with more furor.

  • Apples & oranges still need tending. Besides, apples are full of cyanide and citrus are classified by their acid. Oh, and "cherry" flavor is modeled after the arsenic in the pits (yay for early-capitalist corner-cutting)

  • Oh, man. Talk about unearthing and ancient document. Wow! 😂

  • You should send them to school with the orcas.

  • You know the chef is sending a message when your calamari includes the hunting hooks. 😵‍💫

  • Garfield Minus Garfield is the best Garfield. CMM.

  • NextDoor doesn't know how to log on... yet.

  • Furris Mueller?

  • Now you just gotta teach him/her to team up with the local corvids. 🤌🏼

  • Wild guess: Roddenberry read a lot of post-apoc/dystopian scifi and knew corpo influence'd dwarf national sovereignty into obsolescence? 🤔

    Occam says.