Øπ3ŕ @ otter @lemmy.dbzer0.com

He sleeps upside-down like a bat, and roams the woods of the upper Left Coa

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Ohhhh, I thought it might be an obscure Gwyneth joke, and that snot banshee doesn't need any more attention IMHO. 😅

In light of this newfound knowledge, I say "Gotta hatch 'em all!" 🌈🥰

You would've found that watch the first day.

Which came first? Muddin' for catfish or shit-fishin' your own swamp?

What part is confusing, exactly?

NGL, at this point, if I didn't have this one right here, perpetually overfull of wiggly adoration and unconditional love, it wouldn't be worth anywhere near as much. 🥹🙇🏼‍♂️🥰

Uh... Every app store has hobbled it to allow their own ads through, and then some. 🤢

FWIW... That's Ublock Origin NOT from any browser's app store. 🤌🏼

edit: if this is the first time you're hearing that "app stores" have modified all ad-blockers they offer to allow the ads they choose...you might be one of these moronic downvotes. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Snuffle be with you.

I'm unsure of that specific claim, but they do show that it doesn't really matter where you store your toothbrush — fecal particulate abounds throughout every home. 😶

Matthew McConaughey has a few words of guidance to share

You're gonna love the episode of Mythbusters on precisely this.

Truth. Ruined for life in the best way.

His look clearly says "WTF. 'Out' of?! How many knuckles deep do you think is normal, and who taught you that?"

Are you questioning our snuggly nugget of stridor and savior-in-sonorous-rhonchi?

Pardon, but did you say "Multipass"?

Is he having a stroke?

I want to say "I'm not even gonna ask", but that'd be a very small lie.

Watch out for nonstop legendary actions!

Legit question: do you actually "wonder why the police were not doing anything", though? 🥹

FYI: The headline is intentionally obtuse. It should've been closer to the facts, IMHO, but engagement sells 🤷🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

It’s always been some white dude according to the colonizers stealing artifacts from Africa and rewriting/painting history in their own racial image