Øπ3ŕ @ otter @lemmy.dbzer0.com

He sleeps upside-down like a bat, and roams the woods of the upper Left Coa

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NGL, at this point, if I didn't have this one right here, perpetually overfull of wiggly adoration and unconditional love, it wouldn't be worth anywhere near as much. 🥹🙇🏼‍♂️🥰

Uh... Every app store has hobbled it to allow their own ads through, and then some. 🤢

FWIW... That's Ublock Origin NOT from any browser's app store. 🤌🏼

Snuffle be with you.

I'm unsure of that specific claim, but they do show that it doesn't really matter where you store your toothbrush — fecal particulate abounds throughout every home. 😶

Matthew McConaughey has a few words of guidance to share

You're gonna love the episode of Mythbusters on precisely this.

Truth. Ruined for life in the best way.

His look clearly says "WTF. 'Out' of?! How many knuckles deep do you think is normal, and who taught you that?"

Are you questioning our snuggly nugget of stridor and savior-in-sonorous-rhonchi?

Pardon, but did you say "Multipass"?

Is he having a stroke?

I want to say "I'm not even gonna ask", but that'd be a very small lie.

Watch out for nonstop legendary actions!

Legit question: do you actually "wonder why the police were not doing anything", though? 🥹

FYI: The headline is intentionally obtuse. It should've been closer to the facts, IMHO, but engagement sells 🤷🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

It’s always been some white dude according to the colonizers stealing artifacts from Africa and rewriting/painting history in their own racial image

The original Smash Bros?

No, you 🤌🏼🤣

I'm so sorry you're this adamantly idiotic. Your dull knives are compensating for your willful imprecision, but it's your pompous refusal to learn proper technique that's truly hamstringing you. I don't have the time to sort through your bullshit if you won't, either. Enjoy your fingers while they're still attached, cupcake — and stay the fuck outta my kitchen.

Pack it up, boys. This guy just solved ADHD.