musubibreakfast @ musubibreakfast @lemm.ee

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Here's a little known fact that is not true, which will bring some nuance to the previous anecdote, Benjamin Franklin ate babies.

Replace all the customer facing employees with chimpanzees with webcams that say in sign language: read what's on the website. Whenever someone calls in or opens a chat, they're connected with a chimp. Be sure to also include a guide to ASL on the company website. I guarantee sales will go up

They do like to congregate, I make sure to spray them with water when they do.

This is why all my friends are asexual eunuchs.

Bold of you to assume he would learn anything

In the good old days socially anxious people would just get stabbed in central park.

True. Many things got left to Beaver, some say too many things got left to Beaver. Much of McCarthyism and the Red scare can be blamed on little Theodore Cleaver.

Or maybe double down: "I live in my car."

Then you just give them a hug and tell them everything will be ok.

We will turn you into the 6 million dollar cockroach

I miss playing amv's in the background while drawing final fantasy fan art.

in the last season Aria kills that ice king guy while wearing Ed Sheeran's face. She leaps from the trees, catches the king off guard and yells: "Nobody expects to be killed by Ed Sheeran!"

It would've been much better if Aria slit his throat moment he tried to reach for an instrument

Does she actually speak the language she's learning?

You're gonna cook up a crazy theory like that and not even mention big daddy capitalism?

edit: I was making a joke, it didn't land right. I agree with you, I probably wouldn't be on this website if I didn't.

Popsicles are fruit or water based. If it's made with ice cream then it's called an ice cream bar.

Super gay, real men walk through the car wash.

It was a source of joy for me. I still miss the sad horse.

I know these as freeze pops (the one on the left)

You mean popsicles?