mindbleach @ mindbleach @sh.itjust.works

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Floyd Pepper as Buffalo Bill, Janice stuck in the hole.

"We named the dog Indiana!"

"He was really good on piano."

Doctor Teeth.

Sweetums, covered in glitter.

And a special exemption for an all-human cast in Wormhole X-Treme.

"Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the chicken in the red dress?"

"Could you please remove any metallic items you may be carrying, keys, loose change... holy shit!"

"Hiii-YA!"

The American version is funnier because you get these dramatic reveals of Muppets with their eyes and noses sewed in the wrong place.

And Muppet Brian Cox in a bathtub, flashing as a black outline with a visible skeleton.

And a bunch of shredded felt behind a boat.

Domino image with "Lowtax bans anime from General Bullshit" on one end and "American fascism" at the other.

And it beat television, because funny videos could swear freely, or use any song as a gag, without it being a big deal.

God dammit.

Wittgenstein essentially said there is only counter-evidence. You cannot support an explanation; you can only disprove competing explanations. This was famously expressed as a conversation about heliocentrism. His friend said, "To ancient people, it looked like the sun went around the Earth." Wittgenstein replied, "What would it have looked like if it looked like the Earth went around the sun?"

A high-effort shitpost that almost predates microprocessors.

Ultimate Doom didn't even have i-frames. If two rockets arrive at your location, you just die.

Of course, the game didn't have jumping, either, and in most games that's kind of a big deal.

The shit this guy spits at petitioners is beyond belief, but the fact everyone's with him is incomprehensible. All over some shit he acknowledges he can just do in his kitchen, without commercial support, using the drugs nobody's talking about banning.

Meanwhile any implication of 'would you have wanted someone to prevent your addiction?' goes totally unanswered.

This whole thread is fucking wild.

That's an absolute.

And also from a children's movie.

Separate laws are intolerable.

'You're secretly jerking off about abusing power!' is pretty fucking defamatory, yes. You spat a pile of essentialist name-calling to make shit up about the moustache-twirling evil of... acknowledging that kids vape.

Should I respond in kind by insisting you're actually a vaping industry shill with a sob story and some sockpuppets? Because that's the level of discourse you're glibly engaged in.

We did it because we prefer it that way.

And then the people whose evils you're screeching about monetized the shit out of it, specifically to hook children.

Again.

The industry is not "a handful of people on a forum," anymore. Elementary schools have anti-vaping policies. The thing you keep calling people monsters for talking about, actually fucking happened.

Nothing inside a video game should cost real money.

Ban the entire business model.

Nothing less will work.

If we allow this to continue, there will be nothing else.