mindbleach @ mindbleach @sh.itjust.works

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"We wanted it to work like Perl," said someone who should have been killed on the spot.

Search "Macintosh skydiving game." Skydive! from 1999? You mean Skydive!? Don't scroll down, it's all Skydive!.

Search "classic Mac skydiving game." Skydive!'s an iMac-era classic, so you must want another twenty of the same thing.

Search "classic Mac freefall game." Ohhh, you mean Sky Diving Simulator, from the same year.

Deep sigh.

Search "classic Mac game where you can drop a guy on a horse." Stunt Copter, yeah.

FINALLY.

Do I want a bunch of maladjusted internet weirdos to have a personal stake in my life going wrong? Do I fuck.

I'm not worried about Miss Cleo spoiling my aura, I'm worried about Charles le Sorcier finding my house.

Gonzo Soprano: "I knew it was a rug."

Frank.

Saving Private Ryan is funnier if it's Nathan Fillion.

Floyd Pepper as Buffalo Bill, Janice stuck in the hole.

"We named the dog Indiana!"

"He was really good on piano."

Doctor Teeth.

Sweetums, covered in glitter.

And a special exemption for an all-human cast in Wormhole X-Treme.

"Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the chicken in the red dress?"

"Could you please remove any metallic items you may be carrying, keys, loose change... holy shit!"

"Hiii-YA!"

The American version is funnier because you get these dramatic reveals of Muppets with their eyes and noses sewed in the wrong place.

And Muppet Brian Cox in a bathtub, flashing as a black outline with a visible skeleton.

And a bunch of shredded felt behind a boat.

Domino image with "Lowtax bans anime from General Bullshit" on one end and "American fascism" at the other.

And it beat television, because funny videos could swear freely, or use any song as a gag, without it being a big deal.

God dammit.

Wittgenstein essentially said there is only counter-evidence. You cannot support an explanation; you can only disprove competing explanations. This was famously expressed as a conversation about heliocentrism. His friend said, "To ancient people, it looked like the sun went around the Earth." Wittgenstein replied, "What would it have looked like if it looked like the Earth went around the sun?"

A high-effort shitpost that almost predates microprocessors.

Ultimate Doom didn't even have i-frames. If two rockets arrive at your location, you just die.

Of course, the game didn't have jumping, either, and in most games that's kind of a big deal.

The shit this guy spits at petitioners is beyond belief, but the fact everyone's with him is incomprehensible. All over some shit he acknowledges he can just do in his kitchen, without commercial support, using the drugs nobody's talking about banning.

Meanwhile any implication of 'would you have wanted someone to prevent your addiction?' goes totally unanswered.