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  • I upvoted, but only to raise awareness of this important issue. /s

  • This will end the moment the Pope endorses a Democrat or Independent.

    Approximately 53 million adults in the U.S. identify as Catholic, according to Pew Research Center. This represents about 20% of the adult population.

  • Not sure why anyone's downvoting this. If someone you've never met thinks that you have to put your life on the line, and therefore may possibly die, to further a cause - let them explain that cause. If they can't convince you it's more important than your life, then maybe it isn't.

    See: Vietnam, etc.

    Edit: My bad, I was thinking, "What's a good example of evil?" - Conscription should never be "necessary". The only thing conscription does is protect the status quo. Keep the upvote - it was an honest mistake on my part.

  • Exposing your junk while on school grounds gets you on a sex offender registry, yes? So... what's happening with that?

  • Dear Netanyahu,

    I hope you like sloppy seconds. Putin was already there, and I'm not sure Trump rinsed his mouth.

  • I bet it had two check boxes at the bottom, like a 6th grade note passed around the class: "Do you like me? [ ] yes [ ] no"

  • I've seen a lot of these dumbass headlines recently, with double- and triple- and quadruple-negatives instead of clear, concise terms. They're all like, "Appeals court rules against judge who declined to block restriction imposed by lower court on disabling injunction on tariffs...".

    Hint to newsies: If I have to diagram your damned headline to see if it's "Yes" or "No", rewrite it.

  • So where do we go to get bit? For Uncle Ben.

  • Yeah, but they're into that shit.

  • If you don't want the SS coming after you for "threatening the president", make it "23-skidoo47".

  • I would think that if an FBI director wanted a person dead, you’d be hearing about how he did it, rather than how he desired it.

    Also, I once used seashells to write "69ME", but nothing happened, to my disappointment.

  • I would think that if an FBI director wanted a person dead, you'd be hearing about how he did it, rather than how he desired it.

  • I get that this is an NZ article, but now I need to download a Kiwi-to-English translator:

    "Fast enough to cover the distance between Cape Reinga and Bluff in just over 12 Wallaby-hoots. The rocket was powered by using a typical crateful of Karambalite mix, taken straight from a used spagolant that had bashtunes just lying around."

  • "suggested" they "may pursue"... wow. Did they fire six shots or only five? Y'know, in all that excitement, I kinda lost track myself.

  • That will be the safest plane in the sky. Where else are foreign governments going to find an imbecile as easily manipulated as Trump? They must keep him safe.

    On the other hand, I hope they installed a spy cam in the bathrooms. Trump on a changing table while his aides tend his diapers would be hilarious.

  • If he were to attend, wouldn't it be an "Intelligence + 1 guest" briefing?

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Trump is not a narcissist.

    News @lemmy.world

    Trump's treatment of Ukraine just cost the US a refueling point

    World News @lemmy.ml

    Putin's critic Alexia Navalny is dead