MedicsOfAnarchy @ medicsofanarchy @lemmy.world

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The article stated that there were three shooters, and only two gunshot wounds. I seem to recall from the early '70s that firing squads of five people or so always secretly loaded one weapon with blanks. That way the shooters could all convince themselves that they were the one who had the blank if their conscience bothered them. Maybe these guys did the same thing but with only three shooters...

I think I'd rather she stay. We all wish there were an alternative, but historically third parties have not done well. Easier to get her in as the head of the thing and clean it up that way.

Or:

"Here, put this in your mouth"

"Whyszit tafte so fummy?"

" It's a rectal thermometer"

So that's not stubble on any of them. It's diaper face.

And it's not available 24/7 online... why? I'd love to see the click counter on that bad boy.

Edit: I thought this was the other interview. Okay, make 'em both available. The ad revenue alone will be tremendous.

Vance also states, "It hasn't been 24 hours yet. I mean, the President is a busy guy. He only works on this a minute here, a minute there." /s

Edit: forgot the /s

In the 1980s, Digital Equipment Corporation had a word processor, WPS. Ctrl-u cleared the line you were typing and put it into the paste buffer. Maybe legacy usage?

It's a tossup between Sports Ball and Speedy Wheelie. Go-run-go is okay if it has horses.

School{history, math, spelling, civics, ...} ∌ MAGAts. They'll never know otherwise.

A strange sort of prostitution. Everyone gets fucked, but only a certain few get paid.

Or, as we call it, "prostitution". Except instead of a teenth of crack and $5, the president is available for a meme coin.

Afterwards, get yourself checked.

Does the shadow in the belly button match the shadow cast by the hand? Does he have an "outie"? Caveat: I'm not a Photoshop sleuth

Trump administration photoshop in 3, 2, 1...

That looks like one of those comic villain moves. "Am I in Brussels, Inspector? Or am I perhaps... over here?? Hahahahahaha!"

That's going to cost quite a bit, what with tariffs on electronics and all. Wait, I had a tissue around here somewhere...

So if Trump had put a gun to someone's head, pulled back the hammer, then said, "Nah...", you would expect that person to step up to a microphone and tearfully declare that "I'm alive today thanks to President Trump"...?

Soon to be corrected. As the USA's population seeks asylum, the per capita pollution will naturally be less. Two problems solved.

Called it.

Friday March 7th: So let me guess. Coming on the heels of, “Elon Musk should check Fort Knox to see if the gold is really there”, the next step would be a 1:1 “trade” of bitcoin for actual, tangible gold - which will be hidden away in a certain Mar-a-Lago basement. Remember you read it here first.

Fun fact: Every month something else falls off these things, or they find out a spring shower disables the electrical system, or...

Doc doesn't have to get it to 88mph to travel Back to the Dealership

Actually, that would be funny as hell - have the ICC issue an arrest warrant for Trump same as Netanyahu! Wouldn't do much but it's great optics. Can't go to certain countries because he's a Level 34 Felon, can't go to the others because jail.