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Mayor Poopington
Mayor Poopington @ jewbacca117 @lemmy.world
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  • Not enough beans. 2/10

  • I kind of miss the r/anarchychess shenanigans

  • ferda

  • Wear some clothes. Most places won't like it if you show up naked.

  • It's has occured to me that it's probably a wine bottle sized bladder in the side rather than being entirely filled with wine

  • This is quite a popular opinion, and a rule many businesses will enforce.

  • I don't, personally. As long as you aren't hurting anyone, I don't care what you believe. Its your life to live, do what you want with it.

  • Makes sense, he did say we shouldn't take medical advice from him.

  • What's a fin harmonica? Is that one dolphins can play?

  • Lived in Sidney, NE when I was super young. Population 6,000 and ain't shit around it but corn, missile silos, I-80, and the occasional train derailment.

  • I suppose that's what I get for commenting first thing in the morning! No point fixing it now, it's too funny.

    I may just start writing "Deer god" anyways because that is so majestic.

  • Deer god, why the fuck did you make foot people so vocal?

  • That's a top salad

  • Thank you! I accept both pictures as a sufficient apology!

  • Is the joke that your brother doesnt have a cat named Poppy? Do you even have a brother?

  • You can never be very far from home at any time, in case you have to poop

  • If say only you physical body teleports, leaving behind a pile of clothes, the contents of your digestive tract, and contact lenses. You arrive naked, hungry, and blind.

  • But only Will and nobody else. If Will isn't around you better hope he shows up or you may have some serious medical problems.

  • I have but totally forgot about that part!