Mayor Poopington @ jewbacca117 @lemmy.world

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I'm at a loss for words

Baseball: make steroids mandatory

Get a spoon to keep it extra classy

A "heart doctor" isn't a heart that's a doctor, it's a doctor who works on hearts.

My cat is also a noisy drinker

I thiyit says kaled. He turned his father into dj kaled

Skat boarding?

Probably due to the drain being on the back of the boat towards the bottom. Bath tubs don't get towed on a trailer at 60 mph.

I will always hear that sound in my head. Best scene in the movie.

Well shit, now my car has 37 thrusters attached to the left side

Did you smoke yours?

Nothing quite like a spiritual connection with concrete

Just have a bigger heart attack. No medical bills if you're dead.

Definitely should have been an alarm call. Back when I had alarm access at an old job, one camera had power issues, which prompted a call from the alarm company at 3 am. For about a week straight until it got fixed.

Smegma

And doesn't skip leg day

That's not a very high bar, boomer.

Sitting down naturally spreads apart the ass cheeks. No way I can get tp in there properly standing up.

As opposed to standing up to wipe?

My relationship actually got better once we switched to communicating entirely over Discord