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Mayor Poopington
Mayor Poopington @ jewbacca117 @lemmy.world
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Ramen with grilled chicken & boiled egg.

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  • Marinated and soft boiled egg on ramen slaps tho. This just looks dry af

    • Why do lots of people find it bizarre for someone to eat 6 boiled eggs in one sitting but not 12 devilled eggs and in one sitting?

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  • I'm glad you didn't see me eat 136 deviled eggs

    • Fox News host ripped apart after pleading with DOGE to be ‘less callous’ after veteran friend gets laid off: ‘That is literally DEI’

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  • Prioritizing veterans is one of the many benefits of DEI policies. What the fuck is this moron going on about.

    • Avowed is the most fun I’ve have had since Skyrim!

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  • Yes, there is a race of furrys

    • What is your favorite pasta shape?

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  • Dont think I've had it but I'm sold already. Going to keep my eye open for some priest stranglers now

    • Delta plane flips over while landing in Toronto from Minneapolis, officials say

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  • Ah yes, random 2 foot ledge in the runway

    • Where did Captain Planet go when he flew away?

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  • I think his home planet is just called "planet"

    He's not called "Captain Earth", duh

    • screw signs someone might be into you, what are signs someone is NOT interested in you?

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  • In my experience, if they say they aren't interested in you it usually means they aren't interested in you.

    • How is your day going?

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  • Oi mate ya can't park there

    • Those damn woke corners.

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  • How do they keep people from crashing into all those right turns?

    • "Captain America: Brave New World" has received a B- on CinemaScore, the lowest score for an MCU film.

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  • That's like $200 that I'd rather spend on ketamine

    • Meat rule

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  • Mmmm Reese's tartar

    • What's the weirdest defense you've seen used to justify belief in God?

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  • Id also like to see them explain anaphylaxis

    • What's the weirdest defense you've seen used to justify belief in God?

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  • Don't get me started on the sick fuck that put my g spot up my asshole

    • How do you clean your earphones?

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  • Well don't drink it lol

    • Why are they all so orange?

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  • They all look like Bethesda NPCs

    • How do you clean your earphones?

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  • A quick wipe on my shirt and back in the ear it goes. I'll do an occasional wipe with alcohol if they get extra gunky but that's about it.

    I may or may not be a gremlin.

    • 14 states sue DOGE, blasting Musk's 'unprecedented' power as unconstitutional

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  • For once could one of these "blasting" articles be a slow motion video of Kentucky Ballistic shooting the person in question with a .950?

    • What's the weirdest defense you've seen used to justify belief in God?

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  • Don't get me started on how badly crafted the human body is. If someone designed us, they should be dragged out in the street and shot.

    • Defense stocks drop after Trump says Pentagon spending could be halved

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  • A Tesla bot army would make the Russian military look good