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Mayor Poopington
Mayor Poopington @ jewbacca117 @lemmy.world
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This Cybertruck shaped man is destroying our government

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  • He looks like he takes HGH and doesn't work out

    • How can we find a Human Editor that Discloses their all Studies

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  • I don't know any human editors, unfortunately. If you'd like, I can get you in touch with a couple of gorilla editors.

    • Pardoned January 6 rioter said ‘I’m shooting myself’ before Indiana deputy fatally shot him

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  • Maybe not the best decision making skills

    • Hundreds of weather forecasters fired in latest wave of DOGE cuts

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  • Bets on how long until Mar a Lago is underwater

    • Egg prices expected to rise more than 40 percent in 2025

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  • what even is math

    • Maybe I should live next to a blueberry farm or something.

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  • Pretty sure name brand berries suck everywhere. I'm lucky to have some local farm stands

    • She's not donning her aerofoil suit; Is she even trying?

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  • It's only an hour drive from me, I should try that line

    • This beer is for those without beer. Today you, tomorrow me.

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  • I've been saying this for years!

    • FDA Begins to Rescind Firings, Call Employees Back to Work...

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  • And if they take your offer, save your money because I wouldn't put it past them pulling this shit again

    • My coffee table has had everything but coffee placed on it.

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  • I guess every table in my house is a coffee table

    • Least regrettable but most unconventional liquid to take a bath in?

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  • Who says I'm going to bed?

    • Least regrettable but most unconventional liquid to take a bath in?

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  • Macaroni & cheese

    • Death Stranding 2 New Trailer Is Coming Soon; Focuses On Music Driven Narrative

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  • Virus popups that make it impossible to see the site

    • If you had to jump off of the space station with with your friends, and all you could bring with you were your spacesuits, parachutes for each of you, and you had a magic device that had enough oxygen

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  • Nope. You would hit the atmosphere moving even faster

    • If you had to jump off of the space station with with your friends, and all you could bring with you were your spacesuits, parachutes for each of you, and you had a magic device that had enough oxygen

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  • The issue here is that the ISS is travelling about 17,500 mph. Even if you somehow stopped yourself immediately (watch The Expanse to see what happens what happens when someone traveling very fast sudden comes to a complete stop) I think you would be falling too fast by the time you hit the atmosphere to fall safely. Heat starts being an issue over mach 1 and you'll be moving much fast than that. An unshielded astronaut suit would burn up quite fast in those conditions.

    • How likely is a strawberry daiquiri to get me drunk? I’ve only had alcohol once and that was one beer.

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  • Rough guess here, 2 may get you tipsy. 4 or more will probably push you to drunk.

    Quick advice if you want to slow things down, a glass of water between drinks is a great way to pace yourself.

    • Death Stranding 2 New Trailer Is Coming Soon; Focuses On Music Driven Narrative

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  • Really bad popups on mobile. Make sure you have a good ad blocker

    • Death Stranding 2 New Trailer Is Coming Soon; Focuses On Music Driven Narrative

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  • I made the mistake of opening the article when I wasn't at home behind my pihole

    • Death Stranding 2 New Trailer Is Coming Soon; Focuses On Music Driven Narrative

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  • Holy fuck that website is cancer

    • Speculative Evolution

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  • This took me about an hour