Skip Navigation

Mayor Poopington
Mayor Poopington @ jewbacca117 @lemmy.world
Posts
1
Comments
760
Joined
2 yr. ago

We've all done it and it never ends well

Jump

  • If you send an email that says "Do not reply all" to 200,000 people, its your own damn fault

    • There's a lot of freedom at first as a soldier to realize that you could put down so much evil in the world until you realize you might actually be putting evil into the world.

    Jump

  • On a scale of 1-10 how high are you right now?

    • Is my shampoo smelling like fruit or is my fruit tasting like shampoo?

    Jump

  • How do you know that your fruit tastes like shampoo if you haven't eaten any shampoo?

    I can tell you from past experience that fruit scented shampoo, does not, in fact, taste like fruit. Maybe recipes have changed and yours does. Only one way to find out!

    • You shouldn't burn babies with these lighters. Shame.

    Jump

  • The least they could do is tell me which lighters it is okay to burn babies with

    • YOLO should really be used as a caution, like "Wear your seatbelt, dumbass. YOLO!"

    Jump

  • It's a county in the central valley of California where a firework warehouse recently exploded

    • What do you think can be done to improve the starwars brand?

    Jump

  • Remake the original trilogy but replace every character with Jar Jar

    • Vandal disables power to lifesaving News 9 weather radar

    Jump

  • We did it! We stopped the weather!

    • Just how visible is your butthole to a gynecologist?

    Jump

  • Instructions unclear, showed up to my obgyn appointment with my drug dealer covered in googly eyes

    • Fun!!!! :)

    Jump

    • Just how visible is your butthole to a gynecologist?

    Jump

  • I can't tell what that word is before plug. Would the drain plug from my sink work?

    • The Education Crisis: How AI Is Failing Students for the Future Job Market

    Jump

  • What future?

    • Parents who don't realize their kids listen to everything that they say

    Jump

  • What is "DEE MEAT"?

    • I need to buy a fridge+freezer soon, what should I look out for?

    Jump

  • You can get a freezer that makes sphere ice. Do what you will with that information.

    • He looks like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle

    Jump

  • Please, no

    • Senator Mike Lee thought the megabill was ‘debt slavery for the American people.’ He voted for it anyway.

    Jump

  • Well, yea. That's probably why he voted for it

    • Two of Lemmy's favorite things together

    Jump

  • ffs Heinz? Your cat deserves better

    • Whats your favorite Pink Flloyd album?

    Jump

  • Its a tribute to Syd Barrett and a little fuck you to the record industry (Have a Cigar). There's a lot of emotion behind that album and that's what I love about it.

    • Whats your favorite Pink Flloyd album?

    Jump

  • Shine On You Crazy Diamond is a masterpiece

    • Rule 🦅

    Jump

  • Somehow this giant mech robot still shits everywhere

    • Whats your favorite Pink Flloyd album?

    Jump

  • Wish You Were Here

    • cats @lemmy.world
    Mayor Poopington @lemmy.world

    Hes so photogenic