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  • Think of this from our perspective. We are two teenage boys. We find a hidden tape. We don't know what's on it. What's the next logical move?

    Or if you're saying once the guy in the tape does his intro, what are you saying you'd do differently? Are you saying you'd send your brother out of the room so you could watch the tape of the guy jacking off by yourself? Cause that's weird as fuck dude.

  • Growing up, my brother and I found a camcorder tape hidden in the basement of the house we moved into like 6 months prior. We had to buy a mini tape to VHS converter so we could play the thing on our VCR.

    It was a tape of some young dude in the our (now) basement going "this is going to be a video showing you how to make love to beautiful women."

    Me and my brother were like "hell yeah!" Then the guy in the video goes "but before you make love, you have to learn to love yourself."

    The entire video was then just this dude jacking off. We were so mad we went out of our way to buy a VHS converter just to watch this dude beating his meat. There were no beautiful women to be found.

  • free speech absolutist abolitionist

  • This was painful to read. Wtf are we even doing?

  • Ugh, my mom was telling me how great it was for Bill Maher to meet with Trump. I told her humanizing Trump wasn't gonna help anyone, but she insisted it was great.

  • Vance killing the Pope in order to get a chance at fucking the Pope-mobile is my new favorite head cannon.

  • The president also has unchecked pardon power. He's already shown he's willing to use it to pardon people who tried to overthrow the government for him.

  • Damn, you know you fucked up when we have to start breaking up mooches and trusses into smaller units.

  • Throat GOAT Nancy Reagan was a hot blond bimbo?

  • Would be hilarious if Hollywood moved away from chess to show someone being smart and instead showed them yelling at teammates in League of Legends.

  • Edited for clarity:

    Back in my day we used our phone plan money to pay for google play purchases / hand jobs.

  • ChatGTP

    lol how in the hell did they let that through?

  • Exactly. Raise your hand. Great, you overcame gravity for a second. Keep your hand raised for a minute. 10 minutes. An hour. Fuck, gravity doesn't stop. It's exactly like us.

  • Yeah he's absolutely deranged. It's worth just reading the emails rather than the article, since it shows how much of a nut job this guy really is.

  • Dude shit his pants. People were like "stop shitting your pants, you moron". Dude wiped some of the shit out of his pants using his hand. Now his pants still smell like shit and he has shit all over his hands.

    Fox News is like "great job not shitting your pants, Mr. President, you goddamn genius!”

  • How does that differ from death sentence?

    It's way more fun, for starters.