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  • It was 42 for me specifically. Good luck!

  • spicy foods upset my stomach (I can eat them, but it has consequences).

    Same. It sucks. My brothers have continually given me shit for decades for being a bitch that doesn't like spicy wings. I'm like "dudes, it's not that I don't enjoy the taste, it's that my stomach will literally cramp up 4 hours from now and I'll be shitting pain."

    They don't care.

  • I can also measurable lower my heart rate by conscious effort alone

    I read somewhere a while back that people can learn to do this with training and a visualization. If you have a heart rate monitor that shows different color shades depending on your rate, apparently people can learn focus on making the color turn green and lowering their heart rate.

  • Exactly! And in this case, "what's it" is having knees that don't hurt.

  • The craziest one was when we had a staff lunch, and she was like "Jimmy johns, roast beef, with mustard and hot peppers mix"

    Next time she does that, say "joke's on you, I actually just went down on the neighbor lady" and see how she reacts.

  • I thought everyone could do this. That's a super power?!

  • I used to wonder why adults didn't run up the stairs. I figured adults must just be no fun and didn't want to look silly running upstairs.

    So all throughout my childhood, teens, 20s, and 30s I would usually run up my stairs because it just felt natural. Then not too far into my 40s, my knee was just like "nope".

    Now I have to walk upstairs, which is lame as hell.

  • "awww shiiiiitttt I'm about to be punched in the face"

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    "Ouch!"

  • I was just talking about that same comparison yesterday! There are some big business interests in keeping older industries going. Whether it's oil and gas, meat, or whatever. It takes a ton of political pressure over time to make change, but the truly biggest driver is cost. Once the alternative becomes cheaper, it will snowball.

  • My little guy has a $750 case of nervousness.

    At his first vet appointment, they thought they heard a heart murmur. So we had to do two follow up appointments and scans. Turned out he was just nervous at the vet.

    Honestly, best case scenario.

  • Linda MacMahon is literally the Secretary of Education.

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  • I assume it's purely for her to get US citizenship. She posts lots of thirst trap pictures on Instagram.

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  • My divorced 43 year old friend just did this. He's got a smoking hot 21 year old Filipino fiance. It's weird as fuck.

  • Neptune's kiss... always unexpected. Never longed for.

  • And then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line:

    Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you've got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.

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  • My experience with elderly relatives is that all caps is the only way they can read the screen.

  • Jokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.

  • I saw The Ring in the theater and people legit freaked the fuck out when she came out of the screen. One person straight up got up and ran out.