jaemo @ jaemo @sh.itjust.works

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Because twitter. But really we need to stop using it and look away from it while we hold its head underwater until the bubbles stop.

As long as it's at the end of a long, painful, emasculating blight that visibly withers them every day for all to see. They deserve to be turned into the ghouls they are on the inside, right in front of the public.

Like morphing into Palpatine from shooting all that sith judicial ruling lightning.

There shouldn't even be a fucking power button on those things. It should just be ON ALL THE GODDAMN TIME from the picosecond a pig's shift starts. Zero exceptions. If it gets shut off, you get one warning, happens again gtfo and we pull your pig license. If it happens and you're involved in a police activity that results in injury or death, fucking fired and arrested pending full investigation AND we pull your pig license even if it's your first fuckup.

The math you're using to get that 4/5 ratio and reality need to have a little sit-down and work out a few.... discrepancies.

It's not really holding up very well when, you know, you consider the facts.

You left out Profit

Oh... Wait...Hang on a sec.

Sadly true; brains are pattern-matching rationalization engines more than anything else. It's a pretty simple, but very effective hack once you know the neural paths.

One must really be missing more than few bricks off a wall to buy any of the statistics a right-wing think tank spits out.

Even the work "think tank" is disingenuous.

I could have sworn he mumbled something about "freddled gruntbuggly" that one time he was describing Ivanka.

Fair point but no one wants to deal with my incessant whining, and you couldn't pay me enough to deal with it. Sometimes a scratching post is what the cat needs.

Yeah! You show 'em!

I'm 100% sure your personal outrage and principles are the keys to 2024. Just squint super hard, focus on your very narrow perspective and ignore the bigger picture. That's the ticket! What could possibly go wrong?

Ok

Yes. We like teeth.

You come close enough to the border with your mouth open and your attention diverted.....we gonna get them teeth out your mouth.

Real sneaky-like.

My word, but Christians are truly among the very worst examples of humanity. No wonder churchgoing is plummeting, even the lack of civility in modern society can't pave over the abject awfulness of this cult.

Back to the stone age, where you belong, sky wizard cultists!

Somewhere, a Genie is howling with laughter at the magnitude of that wasted wish.

You will get absolutely what you deserve in 2024.

I thought that one was about letting the baby drive the car. Did they mention the ambient air temperature or any locally posted heat warnings in that one? Can't remember all the lyrics.

This is about that Twitter website people used to use right? Sorry, out of the loop here.

Thanks! I checked my wishlist earlier this week but maybe it was before the summer sale or something. Either way, appreciate the heads up!

Oh, that's Witcher 2: Ice Road Witcher.

Oh man. Once you get some of the higher level fighting moves that games can just be a ballet of rend and slice.